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Express

Posted by Merk

June 15th, 2010

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

17 Comments

  1. TedB

    Another day and another “[something] gives you cancer” story.
    I guess now they’ve lost all the “Brown” & “Nulabour” stories, and can’t call the gov on anything there’s nothing left in the excess front page box although it will soon be Diana anniversary time with, no doubt some more rehashing to be done.

  2. Phil

    NEW health threat? But the idea that mobile phone use might be a cancer risk has been around almost as long as mobile phones. Studies to date are, I believe, inconclusive.

  3. Stevie H

    I sometimes access Facebook through my mobile phone.

    I’m f*****.

  4. TruthSeeker

    There have been loads of reports suggesting that there may be a correlation between mobile phone use and cancer, none of which have been conclusive. So ‘New Mobile Phone Threat’ is a misleading headline. I’d have thought news about the Bloody Sunday enquiry would have been more newsworthy

  5. Matthew

    Wasn’t this rag promising us a Royal Wedding before Christmas?

  6. Doctor F.

    Thursday’s Express: “VUVUZELAS CAUSE CANCER”.

  7. Tony

    Dear daily express

    Whenever you feel tempted to talk about anything related to science please don’t. No, I mean it. Just stop. You don’t understand it, so keep your trap shut.

  8. NJH

    I will admit I haven’t read the story, only the headline, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe the £575,000 isn’t just for the name-calling. Not basing this on past form or anything….

  9. Tom (iow)

    Seeing this story in the Express makes me feel safer using my phone.

  10. Matt Hurst

    30 minutes a day doing what? Talking? Texting? going online?

  11. Marcs

    “Silence those blasted world cup trumpets.”

    Is this really a rage about the trumpets, that has dredged the sedimentary ire from the abyssal plain that is the opinion that characterises the Daily Express?

    Or could it be the fact that those who are blowing those “blasted trumpets” overwhelmingly rejected the colonial rulers and the days of tea on the lawn served by dusky downtrodden servants are, once and for all, over?

  12. another_pleb

    Stupid DE! The misspelled “NOW”.

  13. Steve

    I think they’re rather jolly.

    This song also had me and the youngest in fits of laughter.
    http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/5live_Vuvuzella.mp3

  14. Joe

    Marcs- Really? Do you not think that vuvuzelas could just be really, really, really fucking annoying?

    Not every DE story is a racist tirade, just most.

  15. pstu

    She’s actually been awarded £275,000, which is for loss of earnings for the five years she’s been off suffering from depression and stress. She may get a further payout, or may get early retirement. It’s sad that the Mail and Express don’t see fit to condemn the people who bullied this woman for months, but Paul Dacre and Richard Desmond are both notorious for bullying staff, so perhaps they feel it would be hypocritical to pass comment.

  16. Claire

    Bullying is condemned if the bullies are from ‘the local comprehensive’ and the victim is ‘from a top grammar school’ and a ‘£750,000 home in Dover’. http://tinyurl.com/llcrh4

  17. Claire

    There’d me more sympathy for the WPC if she’d only had the foresight to look more like Diana.

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