Prince William looks like he’s really concentrating as he blows that infernal plastic trumpet. He’s even delicately holding it with both hands. It can’t be that hard to get a noise out the ruddy thing, can it?
Good point Rob. My immune system’s fine thanks, I don’t need it boosting. My son has a ‘boosted’ immune system and he suffers from hay fever, asthma, eczema and many food allergies, including ones that can kill him. They obviously don’t know that the ‘cure’ for hay fever is a good dose of antihistamines which dampen the aforementioned immune system. There probably are health benefits from eating good ol’ yoghurt but I expect the real science is far too hard for the Express.
Good front-page headline today about a bunch of immigrants who have been scamming the British Government. The twist in the tail is that they are actually British “expats” living in Spain who have been wrongly claiming sickness benefits off the UK government. How ironic!
OH dear has someone been reading press releases and thinking that it’s ‘news’ again.
MP’s credit cards surely a better way then giving them cash, as at least you get to see what they spent it on.
They do know that ‘blond’ in the bottom right isn’t Diana right!
I thought we’d seen the end of the morbid fascination with Derrick Byrd and his crimes.
Prince William looks like he’s really concentrating as he blows that infernal plastic trumpet. He’s even delicately holding it with both hands. It can’t be that hard to get a noise out the ruddy thing, can it?
Prinz Wilhelm is really setting himself up to be photo-shopped…
Do the Express not know how a credit card works? If they have to pay interest then it works out as a net benefit for the public.
Wow, what a sh!te front page.
A dumb (even for the DE) MP funding tale & a royal blowing his horn.
Talk about feeble.
@ Mail Man:
Don’t forget the quack science!
Blowing foreign implements as hard as he can; his mother would be so proud.
I saw a piccie with Boris blowing one today.
I’m sure those on the ball writers from “Have I got News for you” are already working on a spontaneous exchange based around it.
Given that hay fever is an overreaction to a non-threat by the body’s immune system, how the hell is ‘boosting’ that very immune system going to help?
Another cheap news free front page from the worlds greatest toilet paper.
Good point Rob. My immune system’s fine thanks, I don’t need it boosting. My son has a ‘boosted’ immune system and he suffers from hay fever, asthma, eczema and many food allergies, including ones that can kill him. They obviously don’t know that the ‘cure’ for hay fever is a good dose of antihistamines which dampen the aforementioned immune system. There probably are health benefits from eating good ol’ yoghurt but I expect the real science is far too hard for the Express.
Good front-page headline today about a bunch of immigrants who have been scamming the British Government. The twist in the tail is that they are actually British “expats” living in Spain who have been wrongly claiming sickness benefits off the UK government. How ironic!
Next they’ll be telling us lies about Tory-backing multibillionaire peers living on West Indian islands away from that nasty taxman.
Daily Express in talking complete shit shocker….
Can someone please find a cure for the Daily Express