Watching the Daily Mail
Posted by Merk
July 20th, 2010
Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |
We’re all gonna die…. we’re all gonna die… we’re all gonna die… we’re all… (well you get the idea)
See it is all those Eastern European immigrants which cause cancer! Did you see on the front page of the Express? Polish causes cancer!
Desmond is poised to buy Channel 5 this week folks so that should ’stop the rot’ in mainstream tv…………
Yes, (according to the “Times”) he’s planning to turn the channel in a TV version of “OK” magazine. I can’t wait!
Women! Know your place. Stop using those new-fangled cleaning products. Good old elbow grease was enough for your grandmother and it’s good enough for you. And don’t forget to have the tea on the table promptly when the old man gets back from work.
Madonna, DBC. Nooooooooooo!!!
ITV2 has been ‘OK’ with moving pictures for years.
Well, we’ve got a polish housecleaner and she’s the picture of health. (At least, I hope you are, Elly…)
How low can you get…… Looking at that dog pretty low indeed.
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We’re all gonna die…. we’re all gonna die… we’re all gonna die… we’re all… (well you get the idea)
See it is all those Eastern European immigrants which cause cancer! Did you see on the front page of the Express? Polish causes cancer!
Desmond is poised to buy Channel 5 this week folks so that should ’stop the rot’ in mainstream tv…………
Yes, (according to the “Times”) he’s planning to turn the channel in a TV version of “OK” magazine. I can’t wait!
Women! Know your place. Stop using those new-fangled cleaning products. Good old elbow grease was enough for your grandmother and it’s good enough for you. And don’t forget to have the tea on the table promptly when the old man gets back from work.
Madonna, DBC. Nooooooooooo!!!
ITV2 has been ‘OK’ with moving pictures for years.
Well, we’ve got a polish housecleaner and she’s the picture of health. (At least, I hope you are, Elly…)
How low can you get…… Looking at that dog pretty low indeed.