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Express

Posted by Merk

August 20th, 2010

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Categories: Express Watch, Front Pages |

13 Comments

  1. Bernadette

    Does the small writing under the Kate Middleton headline say “says Charles’s German cousin’?

    A reliable source then.

  2. Neander

    Bernadette…being a bit racist aren’t you with that ‘German cousin’ jibe. Oh but I’m forgetting, this is ‘DailyMailWatch’, where racism is considered the Ultimate Sin…unless it’s directed at white people!

  3. Bernadette

    Eh? No, sorry, Neander you’ve lost me.

  4. JSwindle

    *rubs eyes in disbelief*
    Wha?

  5. Mr Mordon

    She’s taking the piss out of the rubbish source of the story you twit, not the fact the’re German!

  6. Original Paul

    Kate = the new Diana.

  7. Jim

    Neander is one of these mail readers who think that starting a racist sentence with “I’m not racist but”, means that anyone who criticizes it is the result of the UKs barmy “pc culture”

  8. Matthew

    I luvs a Royal Wedding! It won’t be July 29th though surely??
    Exclusive live coverage on Five no doubt……….

  9. Bernadette

    Matthew, prepare yourself, you are going to be giddy with excitement! According to the German baron (there I go again) the wedding will be on 29th July! How amazing is that.

    Just such a pity Clarence House say they never heard of the man who is making all these pronouncements and who is supposed to be Charles’s cousin. Spoils it a bit doncha think?

  10. Matthew

    The same day 30 years later, uncanny. But you say it’s all borax…………??

  11. Steve

    So lacking in canniness, that If I were Kate I’d start breathalyzing my Chauffeurs and wearing seatbelts.

  12. Tony

    New cancer drug saves lives is that?

    a) I thought the eeeevil NHS was against people getting cancer drugs.. it said so in the Mail!
    b) Is this a very specific kind of drug that doesn’t work if your genitals are external?

  13. NJH

    You mean our Royal family isn’t 100% British? Shock! Horror!

    As for the journalistic ejaculation of a Royal wedding, I noticed the “story” quickly disappeared from the DE website, indicating it might be what’s termed in high regal society as “total bollocks”.

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