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Express

Posted by sim-o

May 19th, 2011

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Categories: Express Watch |

10 Comments

  1. matt

    same old racist bullshit

  2. Phil

    Another free cake. The Summer diet issue cannot be far off.

  3. Steve

    Subliminal tits with your racism sir?

  4. Phil

    “Subliminal tits”
    Thank goodness. I wasn’t the only one that noticed that. I hope I’m not developing a tabloid reader’s brain!

  5. Ceiliog

    Ethnic buns coming over here and demanding a cake-stand.

  6. Fruitbat

    Oh no, not the ethnics!

  7. NJH

    Oh the irony of giving away a Belgian bun. Next week it’ll be Brussel sprouts.

    As for the headline, we all know 99% of statistics are bollocks. What are they taking as the base date for example? And how would esteemed publications such as Asian Babes survive without “ethnics”?

  8. NJH

    Also, can we foresee Dirty Des pushing Keith Allen’s new Dead Di conspiracy film? It’s been fully funded by Mad Mo Fayed, so I’m surprised we haven’t seen anything yet.

  9. Crouching Tiger Hidden Badgers Paw

    Surely Mad Mo Fayed is another ethnic, that must put Dirty Des in quite the quandary.

  10. Dave C

    Just as long as those EU belgies dont put their buns in British ovens.

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