Er, sorry. Is that new? I thought it was well established that too many fry-ups were bad news. Come to that, last week’s free cakes and today’s free chocolate aren’t exactly encouraging health eating. I remain convinced that the Express’s Summer diet (scientifically proven of course) is soon to hit the stands.
At least someones got employment…..
As for that headline, do they really think the public are that stupid… ooo look a free flake
Jesus, just get these people their sci-fi food pills so they can stop grossly misunderstanding scientific research.
Er, sorry. Is that new? I thought it was well established that too many fry-ups were bad news. Come to that, last week’s free cakes and today’s free chocolate aren’t exactly encouraging health eating. I remain convinced that the Express’s Summer diet (scientifically proven of course) is soon to hit the stands.
For ‘The hottest summer EVER’ that The Express guaranteed we’ll be having in a front page ‘Exclusive’ last week.
‘Black pudding’ is no doubt the worst offender when it comes to ‘dangers in your fry up’………….
Next week, “Fags Fuck Up Your Heart And Lungs!”
I hope ‘Pippa’ doesn’t think all this media attention is a good thing. It’s the same attention Bernard Matthews paid to turkeys.
Didn’t they do this one last year? Except last year they did it one breakfast item per day, over the course of about 4 consecutive front pages.
If this had been based on advice from the EU it would have read “FURY AS EU BANS GREAT BRITISH BREAKFAST”
Oh, so that’s what she looks like from the front.