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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:28 pm 
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More trouble brewing as staff strike again at Unilever

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/market ... lever.html
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Sack the lot off them, unions,the destroyers of industries,then employ some very hard working Poles to do the job cheaper.

- pensioner, windsor, 22/1/2012 08:04


Is that satire or the work of a cunt?

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Poe. But the intention was cunt.


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You can be a satirical cunt.

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Big Rob wrote:
You can be a satirical cunt.


Littlejohn has been trying for years, he just can't get the first bit right. Where his he this week btw.


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Big Rob wrote:
You can be a satirical cunt.

That's what it said on my school report.


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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You should be grateful for what you do get. You pay nothing in but take out. Get out of the way and stop obstructing the people who go to work to pay taxes for your damn benefits.
- Rob, Lincoln, 29/1/2012 06:44

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1kq4ikMv1

I am surprised Rob hasn't suggested recycling their wheelchairs.


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Soylent Green?


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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I had to go and look that up. Not a big Heston fan I'm afraid.


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Touching letters from soldiers to their loved ones spanning the past 300 years and all this guy can say is

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Did anyone notice the change through the time: "to my family, to my father, to my parents, to my parents, to my wife, to my fiance.. to my girlfriend" says it all really.
- Matt, Kingston, 2/2/2012 7:57
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At least it's red arrowed.


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Fflaps wrote:
Touching letters from soldiers to their loved ones spanning the past 300 years and all this guy can say is

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Did anyone notice the change through the time: "to my family, to my father, to my parents, to my parents, to my wife, to my fiance.. to my girlfriend" says it all really.
- Matt, Kingston, 2/2/2012 7:57
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At least it's red arrowed.

a true COTD. moral decline down the ages as chronicled by letters from the front. a gradual switch from emotional ties to the family to whoever happens to be my latest bitch.

tosser.


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095235/Causing-stink-Cambridge-University-students-warned-throwing-bleach-bin-busker-playing-loudly.html

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He's obviously a common street nuisance; I fully support the students, who deserve peace to study (or sleep). Why isn't he prosecuted for begging? It's illegal.
- Thomas Goodey, Comanesti, Romania, 02/2/2012 09:22
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Man has bleach thrown at him and Thomas of Romania thinks it's the right thing to do.

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Fflaps wrote:
Touching letters from soldiers to their loved ones spanning the past 300 years and all this guy can say is

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Did anyone notice the change through the time: "to my family, to my father, to my parents, to my parents, to my wife, to my fiance.. to my girlfriend" says it all really.
- Matt, Kingston, 2/2/2012 7:57
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At least it's red arrowed.


Fucking hell, there was me thinking that the laws of Top Trumps would mean there could never be a negative comment made about soldiers, then there's that.

What about all the stories I've heard about soldiers from wars long ago who wrote home to their girlfriends? Did that never happen?

Was everyone married off at the age of sixteen in those days to avoid bringing shame on the family?

It'd be interesting to know what Matt's grasp of history is - I don't know why but I'm willing to bet he actualy paid very little attention to history at school.

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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It'd be interesting to know what Matt's grasp of history is - I don't know why but I'm willing to bet he actualy paid very little attention to history at school.

What school?
Matt didn't need no education 'cos ee's got commonsense, innit?

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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School of hard knocks and graduate of the university of life?

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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People got married earlier back then, and especially if they were off to war.


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