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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:45 am 
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ezinra wrote:
Andy McDandy wrote:
Sex or telly. That's all men are capable of. Cunts.

He forgot 'creosoting a shed'. Although perhaps that's too brawny for teh gayz.

I think that's slang for Bukkakke..


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:23 pm 
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TOP 20 JOBS MEN DO BADLY

1. Wiping worktops after washing up
2. Plumping cushions on the sofa
3. Straightening and flattening the duvet
4. Cleaning the oven
5. Failing to plump pillows on the bed
6. Straightening bottom bed sheet
7. Putting things into drawers tidily
8. Returning things to their rightful home
9. Spacing out wet clothes whilst hanging drying
10. Putting away wet dishes after washing up
11. Vacuuming - they do only the middle of the room and not the edges
12. Washing up - they ignore dirty mugs
13. Separating darks from the lights when washing clothes
14. Pairing socks after they've dried
15. Wearing shoes in the house after vacuuming
16. Leaving dirty washing on the floor next to the washing machine
17. Doesn’t shake clothes out when hanging them up
18. Folding clothes before putting them away
19. Decorating the bed with cushions when making it
20. Loading the dishwasher

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:26 pm 
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Pairing socks after they've dried?

Slapdash or what? I pair them as I hang them up. That's my top tip for today.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:55 pm 
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All my socks are identical, when I was at work they were black, now they are a dark beige. 24 pairs - just chuck 'em all in the drawer and take out as necessary.

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
All my socks are identical, when I was at work they were black, now they are a dark beige. 24 pairs - just chuck 'em all in the drawer and take out as necessary.


Sorry Malcolm, but that sounds very Mail reader like to me. And beige FFS.


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All my socks are identical

Does that make you a homosockual? :D

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TOP 20 JOBS MEN DO BADLY

1. Wiping worktops after washing up
2. Plumping cushions on the sofa
3. Straightening and flattening the duvet
4. Cleaning the oven
5. Failing to plump pillows on the bed
6. Straightening bottom bed sheet
7. Putting things into drawers tidily
8. Returning things to their rightful home
9. Spacing out wet clothes whilst hanging drying
10. Putting away wet dishes after washing up
11. Vacuuming - they do only the middle of the room and not the edges
12. Washing up - they ignore dirty mugs
13. Separating darks from the lights when washing clothes
14. Pairing socks after they've dried
15. Wearing shoes in the house after vacuuming
16. Leaving dirty washing on the floor next to the washing machine
17. Doesn’t shake clothes out when hanging them up
18. Folding clothes before putting them away
19. Decorating the bed with cushions when making it
20. Loading the dishwasher

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oboogie wrote:
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
All my socks are identical

Does that make you a homosockual? :D

**I than'yew, I'm here all week**


Nah. I'm down with all my hose.

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:38 pm 
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Heh.

I have some that are black and some that are dark blue. I've spent far too much time squinting under the light to see which is which, forever in fear of a mismatch.

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They're all dark blue.


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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I think you're all letting the side down badly by wearing socks at all. Everyone knows lefties wear sandals at all times. Tsk tsk.


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
All my socks are identical, when I was at work they were black, now they are a dark beige. 24 pairs - just chuck 'em all in the drawer and take out as necessary.


Suspected I wasn't the only one who has adopted this obvious, common sense solution.

But dark beige ????????

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Yup. I buy them in the Leclerc supermarket nearby. Soft, warm and best of all, cheap.

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Soft, warm and best of all, cheap.


But...dark beige ???????

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