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bairy · **Joined:** Tue May 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 2807

Ex-Hollyoaks star Gemma Atkinson is the ultimate angel in sexy lingerie shoot
(Wanted to use: fap my beauties, FAP! We WILL become the Daily Star)
(Note: Features 'hell yeah I would' not really safe for work pics)

From the this really isn't news but it will get visitors in department, the shock news that Gemma Atkinson has done a photoshoot.

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She might look the part for a Hollywood flick but she doesn't sound it. She has a horrid, deep, man's voice and as far as I remember, is a wooden actress. Still, she has got big boobs and is slim so that's all that matters, isn't it?

- Lucy, Paris, France

Yup!

Esqui · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:29 am

daveinbrum wrote:

Where to start with those quotes. There's sexism...

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Vicky Germany get real, the difference to rugby teams getting drunk "bonding" etc is the gender, none of them will end up with a belly full of arms and legs by a partner they don't even know, or didn't you think of that, do you know where babies come from?

- Jim Rhodes, Hull

The fuck? I thought there was only two of each and more body parts besides. Ho hum...

horacegoesskiing · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:10 am

I've just found a comment on Julie Etchingham, the Sky News presenter who said that Cameron's immigration solution is 'extermination'. Story here

Sounds like a tongue in cheek comment to me that unwittingly went out on air. The Mail however, and the readers, have decided that she is now one of the 'liberal elite'.

A crappy Mail journalist wrote:

For more than 40 years, Left-wingers in politics and the media have successfully silenced rational debate on the impact of mass migration, shouting 'racist' at anyone who dared even raise the subject.

The same crappy journalist wrote:

Mr Cameron asked for a 'grown-up conversation' about demographic change. The country has been ready for one for 40 years. What a pity the same can't be said of the liberal Left.

I know the 'oh but you did it too' argument belongs in the playground but I'm going to lay into that one. How, exactly, has the Mail been responsible for a grown up conversation? As far as I can tell, there is nothing grown up about the Mail.

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I always thought that Sky News was independent and didn't favour one party or the other, but it seems they are just as leftist as the loony BBC.

- Wendy, Alicante Spain

Errr, is this the same 'leftist' Sky News that used to have Richard Littlejohn on for an hour every week? BTW, Wendy, I hope you've integrated into your life in Spain and know enough Spanish for most day-to-day encounters.

EDIT: link fixed

bairy · **Joined:** Tue May 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 2807

You've pasted the wrong url for the "story here" link on the first line.

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I always thought that Sky News was independent and didn't favour one party or the other, but it seems they are just as leftist as the loony BBC.

- Wendy, Alicante Spain

Rephrased: "I wasn't aware that Sky swung either way, but since the completely unbiased, totally fair Mail that always does it's research and never gets anything wrong says it, it must be true. As a result of one presenter saying one phrase, I shall brand the whole of Sky as leftist and loony just like the BBC"

I wonder if these people geniunly believe that everyone who works at the BBC is a liberal. I mean how proposterous does that sound, especially when these very same people blabber on about an apparent lack of common sense in this country.

Killer Whale · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:27 am

I was going to post about this story when it happened, but it seemed like such a tiny storm in a teacup that it wasn't worth the effort.

Just a couple of comments:
When I first heard what she said, it sounded to me that she was contributing her own view, rather than satirising Cameron's. Go back and listen to it again while bearing this in mind.
The off-mic interjection came at a point in the speech where Cameron was talking about fluctuations in the population due to internal birth and death rates, so you could equally take this as a suggestion to Cameron that we should kill old people to stop them being a burden.

cycloon · **Joined:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:07 pm **Posts:** 3246

I'm beginning to find the debate is actually more stymied by people claiming a martyr-esque element of 'you can't call me racist!!! deal with THAT' attitude, rather than anyone actually calling them racist.

I'm sure some idiots do call them racist (or sensible people when they are being openly racist), but it's just cheap that the Mail can say the 'Liberal establishment' as a whole has done it for 40 years. Pot, kettle, black, fucking shit rag. It's sounding scarily like the USA.

larrylargesse · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:33 pm

Im fuming this is something to be rightly proud of and the mails comments are typical of the dickheads that read it..
The Queen officially opened a revamped St Pancras station, the new home of the UK's high speed Eurostar service

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

and steve chirps up with.....

£800 million to shave off 30 minutes, was it really necessary?

- Steve, Dorset

no mate 5.8 bil if you include the railway..I dont know why they just didnt ask you if it was worth the money to build it....instead of just thinking it was going to benifit the nation..

Can you imagine steve incharge of building the infrastructure in this country? Severn bridge? nah waste swim...dartford bridge? wats wrong with queuing 3 hrs for the blackwall tunnel?

Adam · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:04 pm

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Priority should be given to using the new station to transport illegal immigrants out of the UK.

Destination should be Brussels - they caused the problem.

- Anon, Hamburg, Germany but born in GREAT BRITAIN

You utter, utter tosser. Just for once, perhaps, maybe, when the country you claim to love so much does something genuinely impressive, both technically* and aesthetically, could you not just accept that it's a good thing instead of whining about petty grudges and how much you don't like foreigners. I would abuse you further but since you're clearly so entirelty devoid of joy, there wouldn't really be much point. Im hope you drown in your own self-satisfied bile.

*it is technically impressive as well. There's been a smattering of article in the press over the last couple of years. There's a chunk of track essentially floating on marshland. It's really quite fascinating to read about.

Kate · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:06 pm

larrylargesse wrote:

Im fuming this is something to be rightly proud of and the mails comments are typical of the dickheads that read it..
The Queen officially opened a revamped St Pancras station, the new home of the UK's high speed Eurostar service

and steve chirps up with.....

£800 million to shave off 30 minutes, was it really necessary?

- Steve, Dorset

He'll be a typical Mail reader; knows the cost of everything but the value of nothing.

larrylargesse · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:51 pm

Adam wrote:

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Priority should be given to using the new station to transport illegal immigrants out of the UK.

Destination should be Brussels - they caused the problem.

- Anon, Hamburg, Germany but born in GREAT BRITAIN

Yes say an immigrant in germany..i bet they love him there goading the locals on VE day...twat...

I bet hes one of the cunts that write in weekly to say Bremer Bird and Fortune could do all the Littlecock 'hilarious' sketches in their shows...

cycloon · **Joined:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:07 pm **Posts:** 3246

Kate wrote:

larrylargesse wrote:

Im fuming this is something to be rightly proud of and the mails comments are typical of the dickheads that read it..
The Queen officially opened a revamped St Pancras station, the new home of the UK's high speed Eurostar service

and steve chirps up with.....

£800 million to shave off 30 minutes, was it really necessary?

- Steve, Dorset

He'll be a typical Mail reader; knows the cost of everything but the value of nothing.

I think that Wilde quote is pretty much the best summary of Mail reader-mentality.

larrylargesse · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:11 pm

Villagers 'fake' bonfire after insurers refuse cover

oh dear pc gone mad...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... rtComments

next story...oh the irony!"

Teenagers arrested after man found dead on bonfire in 'happy-slapping attack'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

Adam · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:23 pm

larrylargesse wrote:

Teenagers arrested after man found dead on bonfire in 'happy-slapping attack'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

I haven't read the article, but is the "Happy-Slapping" bit there for a reason, or is it just there because that's what teenagers do?

sven945 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:01 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2206415,00.html

Particularly

http://www.guardian.co.uk wrote:

[A spokeswoman for Merseyside police] described as "nonsense" reports from witnesses which claimed that Mr Croft was attacked by a gang of youths who threw a flaming piece of wood at him.

Officers particularly want to speak to people who were in the area between midnight and 1am yesterday. Detectives were keen to piece together the events leading up to the attack. Yesterday around eight police vehicles and a blue and white police tent were covering the site of the bonfire. Forensic tests and house-to-house police inquiries were taking place in the area, near the town centre.

bairy · **Joined:** Tue May 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 2807

Clean-up begins after the typhoon that never was

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Get Saint Tony Blair to build an ark and take all the members of his party away until God tells him to give them back!

- Pedro Santamaria, Granada, Spain

Been smoking something Pedro?

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So why only getting warning 12 - 18 hrs before disaster strikes?

- Howard, Potters Bar

I'm no expert in sea behaviour Howard but I don't believe tidal wave behaviour takes that long to brew. In other words, you weren't warned earlier because no one knew. I may of course be wrong.

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"Why were we not warned?" - Of course we have been warned - that's what this article is about! It hasn't arrived yet... As for the warning being "only" 12 to 18 hours in advance, why do you suppose it was possible to know exactly was going to happen more than 18 hours in advance? It is likely that it has only just become apparent that the surge will be this big.

- Martin Evans, Newmarket, Suffolk

Yeah, what Martin said.

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Is this really true. Why were we not warned ?

- Mistery, Southampton

It's in the Mail, of course it's true.

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It would seem to be three metres above LOW water.
Are we being had?

- Richard, Dunstable

Yup, was all a hoax. he he

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This is George Bush's fault!

- James, Boston, USA

You are a bellend.

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About time we powerwash some of the nether elements from that area.

- Clive Foreskin, London, UK

Dude!

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I know, why dont you put some cameras on it like you do with crime. Better still, make it a crime and impose big fines on it.

- Frankie Johnstone, Philadelphia, PA USA

My God you're a geniu.. no that's not it. You're forward thinkin.. no that's not it. You're a FIRST CLASS FUCKING CUNT. This is people's lives and homes we're talking about. Twat.
And what's that? A digs at crime surveillance. From someone in where? Philadelphia. Oh yes, the absolute crime free utopia of the world. No one ever gets murdered there. WANKER.

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Take care, I hope nothing bad happens. I'll pray for that tonight.

- Gabriela, Bucharest, Romania

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You are in our prayers. God Bless the UK.

- Thomas, Americus GA USA

Now that's a nice comment. Well done to Gabriela and Thomas.

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