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Abernathy
 Post subject: Re: More "middle-class" bollocks
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:22 am 
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I'm fairly sure it must be just about impossible to wank motionlessly.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1304258/Yes-yes-yes-How-women-think-way-orgasm--help-man.html

If women can do it through thought alone then I'm sure us guys could manage. Failing that just lie on your stomach and quietly grind your crotch on the mattress...
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Gourami
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This is all too, too specific.
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orangytangy
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:lol: And considerably off topic, too which I can only apologise.
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Gourami
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Away and change your sheets. :lol:
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orangytangy wrote:
If women can do it through thought alone then I'm sure us guys could manage. Failing that just lie on your stomach and quietly grind your crotch on the mattress...


I almost poured tea into my keyboard when I read that. :lol:
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Abernathy
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orangytangy wrote:
Failing that just lie on your stomach and quietly grind your crotch on the mattress...


Still wouldn't be motionless, though, would it?

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Malcolm Armsteen
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Does involuntary twitching when connected to a car battery through the scrotum count?
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Abernathy
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Does involuntary twitching when connected to a car battery through the scrotum count?


That's still motion.

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Malcolm Armsteen
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True. And there will certainly be some sort of peristaltic movement. It can't be done.
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