Richard Littlejohn

Paul · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:29 pm

We call it race to the traffic lights. They drive up our arse for miles. They then overtake in the most dangerous manner and speed off. A while later we come to the traffic lights and see that they are about 20 cars in their queue and we go to about 5 in our lane. The lights change to green as we move forward, but change again to red before the arsehole can go through.

It happens quite a bit !

Abernathy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:38 pm

Yeah, I love it when that happens.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:40 pm

What I love is to see Mrs Armsteen beat the boy racers away from the lights. They see the middle-aged lady in the Volvo, they don't see the T5 badge or the fact that she just loves sport mode...

Abernathy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:46 pm

I like to rev the engine at the lights as if up for a race, then slowly engage first gear and trundle gently off when the green light comes on, watching the boy racer leave half an inch of rubber on the road as he zips off to the next red light. Remarkable how satisfying that can be.

Amazonian · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:59 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... Green.html

Check out that main piece. For some reason, I felt compelled to comment.

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Interesting piece on the British Police - especially coming from the columnist who's previously expressed so much admiration for the Gene Hunt "surrounded by armed bastards" school of good honest British coppering. Make your mind up, Richard.

Hypocritical shitehawk.

The rest is its usual bullshite.

satnav · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 12:05 am

During the riots he complained that the police were not tough enough and now he seems to be complaining because the police threw all available resources at a situation which could easily have become extremely dangerous. I wonder if Dickie will put himself forward as an elected police commissioner or would the drop in pay be too much for him?

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1622

The old imagine if that happened to a MOSQUE!!!1!one! meme...

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For a start, the RAF already has pilots on standby to intercept any hijacked airliner long before it reaches its target. And just imagine the fall-out if one of these rockets went off accidentally and did a Bubba Watson, slamming into the East London mosque by mistake.

Bubba Watson? Looks like the golf club bore comparisons are spot on.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 7:22 am

Yes, hypocritical shit. And racist as well. After all, what is the real difference between an ex-BNP man strapped to a gas canister, and a kid from Dewsbury strapped to a nail bomb?

Still hawking the motorway signs thing. At least Terry Wogan manages to be likeable.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 7:24 am

Oh, and good to see him falling back into that old tabloid hack standby of thinking he's Tom Clancy and creaming himself while rattling off the names of guns and talking military tactics like he's got a fucking clue about them.

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2827

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It is a measure of how far the reputation of Chelsea's misfiring £50 million striker Fernando Torres had fallen.

On Sunday, on my way to Spurs, I spotted a 'Torres 9' shirt hanging in the window of the MIND mental health charity shop opposite Southgate Tube station.

Anyone else get the feeling that Littledong was probably watching the match from the security of his gated community in Vero Beach? Also, though I'd resolved not to comment, I'm tempted to try and sneak one in stating that he shouldn't knock charity shops as they always seem to have his books on sale everytime I visit one.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 9:55 am

There's always John Smith and his incoherent babblings to amuse when Richard fails to do so.

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The plod love to indulge in a little overkill - and what is the point of that balaclava anyway? To frighten any on-the-loose nutter, or to hide any identification potential should our hero do-over some nuisance OAP by mistake? And quite right about the "savage cuts" too. Never enough "resources" available when you need some bobby to catch a burglar -but try doing 50mph in a 40mph zone and you'll soon be surrounded by expensive Beemers and R/Rovers or have some expensive Number Plate recognition gizmo giving you their immediate and undivided attention! And if you're really lucky you could have the Force's Whirly-Bird hovering overhead as well, asking you to say "cheese" to the camera! Never a shortage of resources for the "easy" policing bits - much better than chasing some muggers on foot when you can play Starsky & Hutch in a patrol Beemer with that adrenalin-rush siren wailing and the blue lights flashing! No, "Evenin' all" from this lot - more likely "You're nicked"!
- John Smith, Birmingham, England, 30/4/2012 22:19
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Give it up John, Richard's never going to invite you to dinner.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 9:56 am

It's quite sad, really, Smithy spends ages composing his little gems and no-one, not even RL himself, actually reads them.

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 10:00 am

That expensive registration plate gizmo thing- is it programmed so it only catches minor speeding infractions? Or might it also catch very serious criminals escaping by car?

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 10:06 am

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Now a new study has shown that in areas where windmills operate, average temperatures have risen by one degree Centigrade. So not only are they inefficient and ugly, they actually contribute to global warming.

Of course they do.

What's his source for this rubbish?

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 10:23 am

http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/ ... e1505.html
No real surprise there. All methods of generating electricity also generate some heat.

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