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lord_kobel
 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 3:32 pm 
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Yes, but he can't see what we've written about him in the [REDACTED] forum....
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oboogie
 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 3:42 pm 
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Yes, but he can't see what we've written about him in the [REDACTED] forum....

Hush M'Lud, you know better than to speak of the other place.

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JuanTwoThree
 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:53 pm 
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Every time we have one of these security breaches as security officer I have to tell everybody to use the next month's password to get into the forum whose name cannot be mentioned, but there have been so many that we are now on November 2017. Call yourselves highly-trained class-warriors!

Well I give up. Does anybody else want to be security officer? I'm tired of it. And if you're asking yourselves why I'm not using Platinum Code (at the very least) for this message, it's because I'm heartily sick of thumbing through the code-book. Whose was the brilliantly "ironic" idea of using one of Littlejohn's books for the codes? I'd like to take the book and shove it up my predecessor's page 63, line 26, words 5 and 6 (paperback edition of course, it wouldn't make any sense to shove a book up somebody's 'polar bear')
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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:56 pm 
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We're encouraging his delusions by existing.


:lol:

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Esqui
 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 5:43 pm 
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lord_kobel wrote:
Yes, but he can't see what we've written about him in the [REDACTED] forum....

Maybe one day we'll invite him into the "Everyone talk about Wally forum"
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oboogie
 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:29 pm 
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Esqui wrote:
lord_kobel wrote:
Yes, but he can't see what we've written about him in the [REDACTED] forum....

Maybe one day we'll invite him into the "Everyone talk about Wally forum"

Which one? I lost track after "Everyone talk about Wally 7" got so huge my pc crashed every time I clicked on it.
Anyway, we shouldn't be using open comms.
The Seagull flies low over the Dnieper when the squirrels sing softly in June.

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Abernathy
 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:32 pm 
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Yes, but my Uncle is green from the Bloxwich monsoon.

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
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As long as he doesn't find out the new password - S[REDACTED] E[REDACTED]

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spoonman
 Post subject: Re: Richard L***johns Column
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 9:14 pm 
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Just as a request, is there any chance if changing the title of this thread?

I occasionally shop in Lidl and in no way does it deserve to be associated with RJ.


Please?

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oboogie
 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
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Yes, but my Uncle is green from the Bloxwich monsoon.

My nipples explode with delight.

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lord_kobel
 Post subject: Re: Richard L***johns Column
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spoonman wrote:
Just as a request, is there any chance if changing the title of this thread?

I occasionally shop in Lidl and in no way does it deserve to be associated with RJ.


Please?


Come up with another pun to replace it and we'll talk.
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Carlos The Badger
 Post subject: Re: Richard L***johns Column
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 10:09 pm 
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Come up with another pun to replace it and we'll talk.

The Rantings Of A Deranged Complete Cunt That Deserve The Ridicule We Give Them (And He Fucks Yaks)?

Oh, wait. That's not very puntastic, is it? Arse!

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Richard The Turd?

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
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Richard Littlejohn's "Where's Wally?" Craptacular Column and Cuntish Comments Conglomeration
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