Richard Littlejohn

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 9:50 am

Alternatively, Spoonman could be given a bit of therapy so that it doesn't upset him so much.
Perhaps being made to look at that photo on a regular basis until the title of thread doesn't seem so bad any more?

Althea · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 9:52 am

Tricky Dicky's Shit Stream?

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4307

Letter from America?

No, that was good.

Shitter from America?

Amazonian · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 2:46 am

Just call it Turdwatch. Says it all.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 9:38 am

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Alternatively, Spoonman could be given a bit of therapy so that it doesn't upset him so much.
Perhaps being made to look at that photo on a regular basis until the title of thread doesn't seem so bad any more?

What, this photo?

I'm not even sorry.

crabcakes_windermere · **Joined:** Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:56 pm **Posts:** 2082

I see Dickie needs another holiday to recover from his recent exertions. He barely manages 2 weeks output at a time these days. Surely a sign his P45 is being drawn up?

JuanTwoThree · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 7:54 am

Perhaps he's sending in his column twice a week as usual but it's too bad to use.

satnav · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 9:15 am

Did Richie not get the email telling him that all Mail columnists were meant to be attacking shirkers and skivers this week?

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 9:57 am

He's probably residing in the finest private clinic money can provide, awaiting an operation to have Wally's tongue removed from his arse.

Paul · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 11:15 am

He has had to have an arsehole transplant, but the arsehole has rejected him.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 11:24 am

Bum tish!

Fozzy · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 9:38 am

I'm constantly reminded of that column he wrote just before Christmas when he claimed a particular virtue in the fact that he was going to keep flogging his guts out to ensure that we would not be deprived of the products of his brilliance at that time, unlike all those lazy public sector workers.

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 1:53 pm

“He reminds me of Jack Torrance from The Shining. An abusive, rage-filled psychopath going slowly mad whilst typing the same crap over and over again.”
~ Oscar Wilde

I just tripped over this site again and it still made me laugh.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 2:00 pm

I'd forgotten that. It's rather fine. Any idea who was responsible?

Esqui · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 8:28 pm

I bet it was those lefty odious idiots over at Failwatch.

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