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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:07 am 
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I picture him driving a clown car, followed by a series of 'comedy' versions of recognisable characters, in a way resmbling the opening credits of Stewart Lee's TV show, or the cover of a Viz annual. But of course, crucially not funny.

Haha, funnily enough it was making me think of Stewart Lee's Apple Shop sketch.

He seems to be getting more lazy though. Whereas there was probably half an hour's worth of effort to rattle off one of his pub bore rants about Muslims/lesbians/gypsies, now he's just the crazy old man standing in the park shouting out random things which exist.

"Boris Bikes!" "iPhones!" "Wheely bins!" "Strikes!" "Trains!"

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:10 am 
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There are only 3 comments at the moment. Surely a new low?


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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:30 am 
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Where's Wally?

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:31 am 
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My god that main piece is dull, I managed about 5 paragraphs and lost the will to read any further.

You're a stronger man than I am. I looked at the first two and decided I needed to go and watch some paint drying.

Well, you in turn did better than me, I couldn't get past the first paragraph because my view was obscured by a mysterious fist sized hole in my screen.

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:35 am 
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satnav wrote:
Where's Wally?

Hang on a minute, nursey hasn't been round with her trolley yet!
Then he just needs his bed bath and he'll be squeaky clean and ready to share his thoughts on the burning issues of the day.

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:52 am 
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Like 80's comedy acts and 'aren't lesbo's funny?'

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
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The Red Arrow wrote:
Like 80's comedy acts and 'aren't lesbo's funny?'

Surely you mean 70s comedy acts don't you Reddy? The 80s was when all that alternative pc nonsense came in.

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Silly me! :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:09 pm 
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satnav wrote:
Where's Wally?

You called?
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The anti-British trolls on the irrelevant lefty website are planning to avoid the Jubilee day by watching the BBC all day - no danger of any coverage there. They will be spreading lies about the government's plans to remove employment rights from the English and doom and gloom on the economy - like anyone cares. I think they must the last handful of people still watching the BBC - no normal person would.
- Wally Toynbee, England, 25/5/2012 10:00
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He seems to be in a competition to out bore Littlejohn.

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:12 pm 
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oboogie wrote:
satnav wrote:
Where's Wally?

You called?
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The anti-British trolls on the irrelevant lefty website are planning to avoid the Jubilee day by watching the BBC all day - no danger of any coverage there. They will be spreading lies about the government's plans to remove employment rights from the English and doom and gloom on the economy - like anyone cares. I think they must the last handful of people still watching the BBC - no normal person would.
- Wally Toynbee, England, 25/5/2012 10:00
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He seems to be in a competition to out bore Littlejohn.


My problem with the BBC is that it will be wall-to-wall coverage of the fucking jubilee. WIth Sue Barker.

Actually is that Wally a pisstake?

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:15 pm 
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I'll actually be working on Jubilee day. Want to report that to your no-doubt-hung-on-your-every-word audience? You know, those special friends. In your head. :lol:

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satnav wrote:
Where's Wally?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1vs2xFCGP

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Welcome to Blair's Britain.
- Wally Toynbee, England, 25/5/2012 10:38


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davidjay wrote:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1vs2xFCGP

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Welcome to Blair's Britain.
- Wally Toynbee, England, 25/5/2012 10:38

That's a US story in 2012. What's it got to do with "Blair's Britain" which ended in 2007 and was in....erm....Britain?

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:23 pm 
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I don't think these Wallys are real.

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 Post subject: Re: Richard Lidljohns Column
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mojojojo wrote:
I don't think these Wallys are real.

I'm not sure the real Wally is real, if you know what I mean.

On the 'end to free banking story' we have this
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Seems fair enough to me, banks have to make money too. Only a socialist would object to this and that's just because their jealous because the banks fund the sensible Conservative rather than the communist Labour party which has no supporters apart that silly little website which no one cares about.
- Wally Toynbee, England, 25/5/2012 10:42
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1vsdOkIE0

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