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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 10:51 pm 
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He's just hateful to look at isn't he? Grrr.


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A hoodie would be fantastic!

How about:

"We're going to hell in a handcart, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

or

"Mail readers do it in fear"


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I'm still trying for a PC Police shirt.


(not as in trying for a baby...I'm not shagging clothes or anything 8) )


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someone needs to turn this guy's t-shirt idea into reality:
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Political Correctness Brigade hoodies would be great too - striking fear into the DM Brigade!

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Kate wrote:
A hoodie would be fantastic!

How about:

"We're going to hell in a handcart, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

or

"Mail readers do it in fear"


It's almost worth turning to a life of crime, to see how the Mail reported it:
"Police are looking for a man seen running from the scene wearing a hooded top carrying the slogan 'Richard Littlejohn has a tiny cock'"


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Chris wrote:
I'm still trying for a PC Police shirt.


(not as in trying for a baby...I'm not shagging clothes or anything 8) )


I'd settle for some official-looking headed notepaper. Or... hey! PC Brigade Penalty Charge Notices. Find a car with an England flag, and leave an official-looking notice on the windscreen warning them that displaying the flag is an offence under the Non-Inclusive Symbols Display Act 2005. That'd explode a few heads!


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Moggie wrote:
Chris wrote:
I'm still trying for a PC Police shirt.


(not as in trying for a baby...I'm not shagging clothes or anything 8) )


I'd settle for some official-looking headed notepaper. Or... hey! PC Brigade Penalty Charge Notices. Find a car with an England flag, and leave an official-looking notice on the windscreen warning them that displaying the flag is an offence under the Non-Inclusive Symbols Display Act 2005. That'd explode a few heads!


lol! someone has to do that


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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:55 pm 
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Moggie wrote:
Chris wrote:
I'm still trying for a PC Police shirt.


(not as in trying for a baby...I'm not shagging clothes or anything 8) )


I'd settle for some official-looking headed notepaper. Or... hey! PC Brigade Penalty Charge Notices. Find a car with an England flag, and leave an official-looking notice on the windscreen warning them that displaying the flag is an offence under the Non-Inclusive Symbols Display Act 2005. That'd explode a few heads!


lol! someone has to do that


God yes! I'm doing it, no 2 ways around it now.


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Left wing practical jokes :D


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I think this requires a bit of effort on it.


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Richard_Littlejohn


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Haha at some of the ideas on this thread.

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Timmy O'Toole wrote:
Left wing practical jokes :D


"Europe is one big left wing joke!"

Did that sound at all convincing?

ps: also could distribute EU flags alongside said England ones.


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£8.99 All sizes available

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Yeah, whenever I'm making my way home at a late hour and I see a car parked in a driveway with england flags stuck to it, I imagine myself leading some sort of subversive art project to swap them with EU flags. Or Paraguay, Sweden and Trinidad & Tobago flags. Or Angola. Or Argentina. Or Germany.

You get the idea.


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It's the Friday Littlejohn column. Today, he's talking rubbish:

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Local authorities are all Green Avengers now, self-righteous defenders of the environment, with grandiose titles picked from the Guardian's jobs pages


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I'm not opposed in principle to recycling, even though I did use to drive round Crouch End in a Citroën Dyane with a 'Nuclear Power, Yes Please' sticker in the back window, just to wind up the local branch of Greenpeace. (The 'Nuke the Whales' T-shirt worked, too)


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I throw out enough newspapers every week to keep all the members of London's rough sleepers community in bedding for a year


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If the authorities really cared about pollution, they'd take a tougher line on illegal gipsy sites and their ubiquitous, attendant rubbish dumps which scar our green-and-pleasant.


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I wonder if Call Me Dave would be so keen on saving the planet if he realised most of those involved in the Green movement are simply old-style socialists who have fastened on a new way of bullying and controlling us


Guy Goma:
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It might be just me, but why is the BBC thinking of hiring an accountant from the Belgian Congo, especially one with such poor grasp of the English language


In brief:

Poovery - 0
Call Me Dave - 1
Immigrants\Asylum eekrs - 1
Gypsies - 1


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