Richard Littlejohn

Paul · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:52 pm

CFAs are used in legal action against the media, no wonder the DM wants rid of them !

Paul · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:06 am

Has he called in with a sickie today ?

Captain VXR · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:14 am

You wouldn't be accusing Sir Richard of Littlejohn of being a feckless, lazy immigrant who believes in the yoomun right to having days off due to illness would you?

Fflaps · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:28 pm

Captain VXR wrote:

You wouldn't be accusing Sir Richard of Littlejohn of being a feckless, lazy immigrant who believes in the yoomun right to having days off due to illness would you?

Oh come on Captain, I know indigestion can be horrible but it's not something you'd take a day off sick for!

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:11 pm

He wrote three articles last week and one on Monday of this week so his contractual obligations have been fulfilled. When I say wrote I mean he dusted off earlier articles and just changed the names of 1970s TV programmes for spoof pieces etc.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:59 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... orida.html

Posted here because the shark attack happened off Vero Beach :shock:

Stay out of the water Rich, sharks love blubber!!!

crabcakes_windermere · **Joined:** Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:56 pm **Posts:** 2075

Fflaps wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177529/Shark-bite-victims-agony-nearly-dying-attack-vacation-Florida.html

Posted here because the shark attack happened off Vero Beach :shock:

Stay out of the water Rich, sharks love blubber!!!

Quote from the comments on that one:

Quote:

This is how I want to die, I don't want non of this painful, lingering illness thing that more and more people are getting these days!
- Scary Mary, M31, 23/7/2012 09:41

So you want to die from a non-fatal agonizing shark bite???

Big Rob · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:55 am

Fflaps wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177529/Shark-bite-victims-agony-nearly-dying-attack-vacation-Florida.html

Posted here because the shark attack happened off Vero Beach :shock:

Stay out of the water Rich, sharks love blubber!!!

So cruel.....

A shark minding its own business biting things in the sea could possibly end up biting Dacre's Number 1 bell-end polisher.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:35 am

Looks like he's still off.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:42 am

Perhaps he's been eaten by a shark.

tonysk14 · **Joined:** Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:44 pm **Posts:** 232

Fflaps wrote:

Perhaps he's been eaten by a shark.

Nah. The beaches all around the area would have been covered in shark vomit and we would have heard about that. Wouldn't we?

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:54 am

Shark washes up dead with dislocated jaw. Missing columnist found alive and well.

Paul · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:08 pm

Perhaps he is keeping his head down like MacKenzie ?

Fozzy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:11 pm

Perhaps he's on standby to use the Mail's complimentary Olympic tickets in order to bring us his own coruscatingly witty take on it all, and having a rest in advance to build up his strength.

Amazonian · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:27 pm

(Cue dramatic, sudden Criswell-style point at own temple:) I predict grinning, illegal Muslim immigrant relay runners dashing along grabbing benefits cheques and child porn off of innocent, unsuspecting white folks.

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