It's Tuesday, and that means Littlejohn, or rather "Call David Cameron Call Me Dave"!
On hating Scottish people:
More and more people are asking why we should be governed by ministers who sit for Scottish constituencies. Yet Labour still relies on the scottish block vote to foist tuition fees and suchlike on the English, even though none of it applies in Jolly Jocko Land
Gordon Brown is confiscating money from the South of England and tipping it into a black hole in the North
Boo for income redistribution!
In some areas north of the Humber, 60% of workers are dependent on the state for their wages. Most of the rest are on benefits - a bit like Scotland, actually
The DVLA says its stuff must be more sensitive in dealing with Muslims. That might explain why they refused to release Prince Naseem Hamed's motoring convictions to the court which jailed him
Anyone willing to back up the assertions in the two above quotes?
Gordon Brown says that at £8.5bn, the country can't afford to replace the link between pensions and earnings. Coincidentally, that's almost exactly the amount of money he's just given to Africa in exchange for having his photograph taken with Nelson Mandela. So we can afford to buy limos nad weapons for African tyrants, but we can't afford to put a few pennies in the pockets of our pensioners
You know, Littledick, the whole aid money being spent on dictators has generally been rejected as bollocks recently. One report said that money given directly to a government helps development more than other types of grants & concessions.
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*zooms into article*
It's not just that Afghan airliner, it's Britain which has been hijacked by people who think all the world's problems should be laid at our door and have made his country the number one destination for foreign terrorists