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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:35 am 
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Funny thing is I've known him to have written for the Guardian as well. :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:42 am 
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The tone of this column reminds me of the Hastings parodies in Private Eye. Which is not a good thing as he actually makes some reasonable points.

This glorious weather will bring us nothing but misery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... isery.html


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:27 pm 
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Fflaps wrote:
The tone of this column reminds me of the Hastings parodies in Private Eye. Which is not a good thing as he actually makes some reasonable points.

This glorious weather will bring us nothing but misery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... isery.html


All top rated comments point out that only Immigrants ever use water.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:40 pm 
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Bones McCoy wrote:
Fflaps wrote:
The tone of this column reminds me of the Hastings parodies in Private Eye. Which is not a good thing as he actually makes some reasonable points.

This glorious weather will bring us nothing but misery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... isery.html


All top rated comments point out that only Immigrants ever use water.

Which is odd since it's well known that they're all smelly and unwashed.

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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:56 pm 
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oboogie wrote:
Bones McCoy wrote:
Fflaps wrote:
The tone of this column reminds me of the Hastings parodies in Private Eye. Which is not a good thing as he actually makes some reasonable points.

This glorious weather will bring us nothing but misery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... isery.html


All top rated comments point out that only Immigrants ever use water.

Which is odd since it's well known that they're all smelly and unwashed.


And take our benefits AND our jobs.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:16 pm 
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Something from Max in the FT today about the police being overpaid and undermanaged. Mentions Hillsborough, and police shooting suspects unnecessarily. Can you guess who he chooses as an example of the latter?

Yep, the chap in Chelsea. Who merely had a shotgun that he'd been firing at the police.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:14 pm 
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Why can't we British make patriotic films like Spielberg's blockbuster?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271614/Why-British-make-patriotic-films-like-Spielbergs-blockbuster-Lincoln-unembarrassed-hymn-America-says-MAX-HASTINGS.html#ixzz2JggsxhxW

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I myself do not believe in glamorising war


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the Falklands War was a marvellously romantic little colonial epic


alright, then. And this:

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can you imagine a film-maker today inviting movie money men to bankroll a picture in which British redcoats spend 140 minutes massacring vast numbers of black Africans?


Because that's why Zulu is a good film, gotcha. Makes me cringe to see a decent writer putting out such drivel for a bit of cash. I don't much like Max Hastings but he's better than this.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:28 pm 
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I agree. Possibly he's just getting more reactionary as he gets older. Happens to lots of us.

Like Ann Leslie, he can write. Shame he can't do more books.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
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I'd love to take some of the people who threw up their mind numbing comments, and dump them in the middle of a grizzled old film crew and see what happens.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
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Hello, H!

I'm called Harold Shand on Urban 75, where I hardly ever post.

Great name.

Shame about Colin.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
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Tubby Isaacs wrote:
Hello, H!

I'm called Harold Shand on Urban 75, where I hardly ever post.

Great name.

Shame about Colin.


Hi Tubby,

Ooops, unintentional name theft, sorry!

It is a great name, love the film. Best acting ever at the end, it's just his eyes.

Apologies, veering off topic. I notice no one in the comments has mentioned money and commercial viability when it comes to 'patriotic' UK films.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:46 am 
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That article stuck in my head for some reason and I think British films, the kind that get gushed over, are often cloyingly patriotic but in a way that fits British tastes. What does he want, a bulldog shedding a tear over black and white images of the Canary Wharf bombing? Personally I think our version of American flag-wanking is to have Hugh Grant playing a bloody nice bloke of a prime minister or cooing over royals acting like 'proper people'. It's a lot more understated but it's just as inspiring/nauseating depending on your bent.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
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StainlessSteelRat wrote:

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can you imagine a film-maker today inviting movie money men to bankroll a picture in which British redcoats spend 140 minutes massacring vast numbers of black Africans?


Because that's why Zulu is a good film, gotcha. Makes me cringe to see a decent writer putting out such drivel for a bit of cash. I don't much like Max Hastings but he's better than this.


That surely can't be his understanding of what Zulu is really about? It's like saying The Italian Job is about the early days of computerised traffic management in Italian cities, or that Batman Begins is a story about an elderly English butler working for an eccentric young man in the US (to pick two other Michael Caine flicks, for the hell of it).


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
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I think Max ought to start work on a screenplay about young, up-an-coming journalists who reported back from the Falkland Unpleasantness. In those far off days before satellite phones and t'Internet journalists would file their stories via MOD teletext operators on the boats lying offshore the Falklands. Being a band of brothers the journos would take turns in dodging the bullets 'n' bombs and deliver the copy collected from all the hacks to the MOD. When Our Lads entered Port Stanley all the hacks were present and wrote their articles and a journalist going by the name of Max Hastings was given the job of getting all the copy to the MOD in time for the Press deadlines back in the UK. For some reason only Max's was transmitted back to his delighted editor and therefore became an exclusive and kick-started Max's career.


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 Post subject: Re: Max Hastings
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:57 am 
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COTD....

Our coffers are empty, yet still the compassion industry squeals for more money

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... money.html

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