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ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:33 pm

On a non-story about Roswell (a goldmine of gobshites, for anyone interested in that sort of thing)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... rsary.html

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My mother used to say 'there are more things in heaven and earth than we understand and more things in heaven and earth than we can understand.' In other words there are loads of things we don't understand and loads more we are incapable of understanding with our puny brains.

- George, Chelsea, 9/7/2012 14:02
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God made us alone in his image so how can other life forms exist? It's in the Bible.

- Alistair Hillier Manser, Sandbanks UK, 9/7/2012 14:04
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I hope that's a pisstake...

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I just noticed the Daily Mail did not put a value on the spacecraft.. so we could determine if they were affluent aliens down on their luck...

- gram, snellens, 9/7/2012 14:12
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Ha!

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

Michael from Stockport is absolutely furious that chips have been banned from Olympic food outlets apart from McDonalds. This is very much an attack on his Britishness and he will NOT stand for it. How dare they stop him from having his BRITISH CHIPS. I personally don't think he had any intention of going to the Olympics and purchasing chips from a non-McDonalds food outlet but I'll be damned if that's going to get in the way of showing his BRITISHNESS!

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Mac Donalds dont sell chips................. they sell fries look at their menu for heavens sake CHIPS ARE BRITISH AND NOT AMERICAN FRIES ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND INFERIOR FROM BRITISH CHIPS. Please lock me up for being English and eating British Chips. If i want fries i will go to Mac Donalds, but dont ever tell me i cannot have a chip. Ban McDonalds and kick them out of the country, for being anti English. Also what muppet made these stupid rules up. Oh dont tell me they got paid by McDonalds to to stop local business to make a living in very difficult times. Surely its the public who should decide if they want try english chips, or the inferior and more expensive fries Mc Donalds peddle. I want my English chips, and would support shops that sell chips. I am disgusted and this makes the whole olympic thing such a farce.
- Michael, Stockport

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:58 pm

I feel sorry for Michael's family, his friends, or the poor fuckers who drink in his local and have to listen to him boring for England on this and doubtless many similar subjects.

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

You've got to admire his passion for British Chips. He's even willing to be sent to prison for it.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:05 pm

How to spoil the Olympics:

1. Use them as a backdrop against which to peddle your racial superiority ideology.
2. Take a team of athletes hostage and die with them in a botched rescue/escape attempt.
3. Detonate a bomb.
4. Stop a fat cunt from Stockport getting his chips, if he were eating within the Olympic park, which he won't be.

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

The first 3 would be minor inconveniences compared to this chip issue.

Reading it again though it does seem as if he's under the impression this ban applies to the whole country but I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because he can't be that much of a thick fuck. Rest assured though - Michael is angry about this. Very angry.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:15 pm

Safe_Timber_Man wrote:

he can't be that much of a thick fuck.

No?

Abernathy · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:22 pm

He's bloody lucky that Maccy D's aren't punting halal chips..........

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

It's better for my sanity if I assume people aren't that moronic.

Malcolm, there is a photo of some substandard looking sausages in the article. It made me think of you. Plus, you can’t even have BRITISH CHIPS with them if you were to order them at the Olympics.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172168/London-Olympics-2012-McDonalds-force-Olympics-bosses-ban-restaurants-selling-chips-unless-FISH.html

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

Abernathy wrote:

He's bloody lucky that Maccy D's aren't punting halal chips..........

I think that would probably finish him off.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:28 pm

Safe_Timber_Man wrote:

It's better for my sanity if I assume people aren't that moronic.

Malcolm, there is a photo of some substandard looking sausages in the article. It made me think of you. Plus, you can’t even have BRITISH CHIPS with them if you were to order them at the Olympics.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172168/London-Olympics-2012-McDonalds-force-Olympics-bosses-ban-restaurants-selling-chips-unless-FISH.html

Only a barbarian orders chips with sausages. Mashed potato, that's the ticket. And beans. And onion gravy.

FOTG

oboogie · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:29 pm

Abernathy wrote:

He's bloody lucky that Maccy D's aren't punting halal chips..........

Mucky D's chips aren't Halal? What on earth do they fry them in, pork fat and lager?

Abernathy · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:31 pm

oboogie wrote:

Abernathy wrote:

He's bloody lucky that Maccy D's aren't punting halal chips..........

Mucky D's chips aren't Halal? What on earth do they fry them in, pork fat and lager?

Nah, that sounds a bit British. Your man from Stockport would like that.

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:31 pm

They're killed with a boltgun

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Safe_Timber_Man wrote:

It's better for my sanity if I assume people aren't that moronic.

Malcolm, there is a photo of some substandard looking sausages in the article. It made me think of you. Plus, you can’t even have BRITISH CHIPS with them if you were to order them at the Olympics.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172168/London-Olympics-2012-McDonalds-force-Olympics-bosses-ban-restaurants-selling-chips-unless-FISH.html

Only a barbarian orders chips with sausages. Mashed potato, that's the ticket. And beans. And onion gravy.

FOTG

You are a connoisseur. I like it. Bridge Farm Sausages with mash and onion gravy served at the Hare and Hounds in Lingfield. Put it on your bucket list and thank me later.

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