Twat of the Day

Abernathy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:40 am

NB not cunt. Cunts have their own thread.

Please refer to the COTD thread for the definition.

And the first Twat of the Day is...... (tension-building tom toms).....

A Bit o' Balance. Famously possesses the brains of a rocking horse. I put that in for you, Bitty, as you're always asking me to change the record.

Big Rob · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:01 am

a bit of balance · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:35 am

Abernathy wrote:

NB not cunt. Cunts have their own thread.

Please refer to the COTD thread for the definition.

And the first Twat of the Day is...... (tension-building tom toms).....

A Bit o' Balance. Famously possesses the brains of a rocking horse. I put that in for you, Bitty, as you're always asking me to change the record.

Oh that's me told then. I bow to your superior ego and will try my best to get in the cotd thread instead.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:47 am

Do you really think you get up my nose? What with you being a bit of a joke, a twat and totally inconsequential and all?

You do love yourself, don't you? You even think you're clever...

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:54 am

As I've maintained before, (s)he's bewildered as to why it is (s)he's been speeking his / her branes...sorry, giving us truth and balance and we haven't descended into civil war or banned him / her because we're lefties and censor opinions we don't like. This has genuinely got him / her stumped.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:58 am

There's also a thing where rather stupid people get to think they're clever by trying to annoy other people (who are a lot brighter than they are) by chucking up half-digested gobbets of stuff they've read and part-understood. Which is precisely what Bitty is doing by simply posting half-arsed ideas from the Shitty Rag and thinking we'll all fall about in some sort of existential crisis as a result.

a bit of balance · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:09 am

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

There's also a thing where rather stupid people get to think they're clever by trying to annoy other people (who are a lot brighter than they are) by chucking up half-digested gobbets of stuff they've read and part-understood. Which is precisely what Bitty is doing by simply posting half-arsed ideas from the Shitty Rag and thinking we'll all fall about in some sort of existential crisis as a result.

Yet again you think you are, but it doesn't mean you are.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:16 am

Actually, I am. Compared to you...

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:50 am

To be honest I don't think there's much doubt. For a start he remembered to capitalise his username. Yes I know I didn't either but then I'm not claiming to be cleverer.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:22 pm

Perhaps I should re-title the thread "Twat of EVERY Day" and just leave it with Bitty as the sole resident. Thick as pig shit. Freshly laid pig shit.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:04 pm

To quote Chris Morris:

"Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realise that they've lost".

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:43 pm

Please ensure that Boris Johnson is posted in the Cnut of the Day thread.

Pretending he's merely a twat is part of the schtick.

Big Rob · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:46 pm

a bit of balance wrote:

I bow to your superior ego.

What's a superior ego when it's at home?

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:47 pm

Quote:

I think we can all agree that Lord Bath is a national treaure.

- Voice of Reason, Yorkshire, 23/11/2011 13:13 Rating 33

Randy old aristocrat lives with multiple women = national 'treaure'
Mormon lives with multiple women = freak
Muslim lives with multiple women = scum

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:50 pm

He is the human equivalent of dog's milk yoghurt.

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