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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:30 pm 
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61) Liz Jones is a waste of space (I'm with them there)

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62. Charity begins at home ..... and should end there too
63. The more strongly felt and reactionary an opinion is, means an increase in the validity and truth of that opinion.
64. Just because I think I'm entitiled to 100% respect and curtesy at all times, for just; basicly being me - doesn't mean that I'm actually going to extend this gesture to others.
65. Don't think that I'm ever going to live by the preposterous standards I expect others to abide by.
66. Self awareness is something that other people do and not me.


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67 Members of oppressed groups should show gratitude for the rights they have, rather than get all angry about the ones they do not. If they don't like it here, well, the gays can go to Uganda, the wimmin to Saudi Arabia, etc.

68 The personal isn't political, unless it's in our own interest.


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69. Doctors are good when they treat cancer.
70 Doctors are bad when they treat any form of mental illness other than by suggesting someone buck up.
71. Doctors arent as good as they used to be when they told people to buck up.
72. Autism is caused by the mmr vaccine.
73. Autism does not exist.

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74 If you have all four limbs and you can see, you're not disabled.

75 If you aren't attached to a drip, you're not ill.


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76. Facing up to the truth is a waste of time when you can (attempt to) bully others into believing your lies using groupthink.

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77. If it involves sitting down, or pays better than whatever you do for a living, or can't be summed up in one word, it's not really a job.
78. Foreigners come in two categories - comical and sinister.

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79) Feminism is bad *.

* Well, not always.

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80) It's not a proper illness unless you cough or limp.
81) Every company that closes down or makes redundancies is the fault of the unions.


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82) Unions? Pah, what have they ever done for us?
83) Protesting? Pah, what has it ever done for us?

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84) There's no need for any of that jury trials nonsense, Mailites can instantly tell whether someone was guilty or not just by reading the report put together by the Mail hack who lurched into court when he could drag himself out of the pub;
85) In fact Mailites can tell people's guilt or innocence just by looking at their pictures. And if it's a picture taken off Facebook of the accused enjoying him or herself in any way, then for sure s/he is guilty as hell.
86) Once someone has been convicted of a crime of which the Mail disapproves, the concept of letting them out at the end of their sentence is a total outrage.


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87) Whatever it is no good will come of it.


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88) If a rule directly affects me, it's an outrage and akin to living in Nazi Germany.
89) If it only affects other people, they should get some backbone and stop moaning about it.


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