90) On second thoughts, Nazi Germany sounds like a happy place. Repressed gays, murder of those who are different - bliss!

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Fat chance of that because he's got 91.

91: Public sector workers retire at 26 and have gold-plated pensions.

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92) Only forrens should be extradited.

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93 Any work of art created since 1900 and not available in WH Smith and/or as a greetings card is pretentious gibberish.

94) If it's not approved by the Mail, Ban This Sick Filth.

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95) The Scots hate us
96) The Welsh hate us
97) The Irish hate us
98) Everyone in Europe hates us even though we saved them in World War Two
99) Australians are our plucky cousins unless they're playing us at sport when they become cheating braggarts
100) You can't be English in your own country anymore

ONE Hundred!!!!!!

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101. All Scots live exclusively on deep-fried Mars bars
102. Scots are whinging, idle subsidy junkies who live on the taxes paid by struggling middle-class people from the SE of England
103. If it weren't for whinging Scots who can't cope with a bit of healthy darkness till 10am for 3 months of the year, it would never go dark in winter in the SE of England AT ALL.

104. All disabled people get given top-of-the-range cars free, without even having to fill in forms. These cars are lined up outside the office where people are registered as disabled (f*cking malingerers) (I don't know where this office is but I know there is a register of disabled people so it stands to reason there must be an office, and no, I've never seen such a register but there must be one because disabled people are a different race from me) and they are invited to accept the keys to one as they leave rejoicing after having convinced a brain-dead 18-yo public service worker that their naughty child is in fact disabled with ADHD.

105. There is no such thing as ADHD or indeed autism. All children diagnosed with either would be cured instantly with a thorough caning, as used to happen before 31/12/59.

106. Breastfeeding is a) a good thing because it ties mothers to the house where they ought to be in any case; but b) a bad thing because some brazen hussies go out all the same and feed their babies where someone with a zoom lens and no idea of tact or consideration might possibly be able to see the odd square inch of maternal flesh if they stare hard enough.
107.It is also a) a good thing because it prevents breast cancer; but b) a bad thing because it causes breast cancer.

105 (a). Sod that, you lily-livered Trot wimp. A good short sharp dose of ECT should do the trick nicely.

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108) There were no efniks in (used to be Great) Britain until 1st of May 1997 (Domesday)
109) English people are an oppressed minority in their own country

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Would it be wrong to comment that this is getting out of hand?

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110) Freedom of speech is denied to English people who tell the truth - FACT

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111) The BBC is biased, a waste of the taxpayer's money and the license fee itself is a tax to oppress the poor.
112) Here, have a free BBC show-related poster.
113) Watch this BBC show, too.

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