It could do with being shortened, if Mailites are to understand it. Although I think we may have the makings of a book here; the sort that you give as a Christmas present. Ah! We've missed two.
114) Christmas has been abolished for reasons of political correctness.
115) Christmas has been renamed Winterval to make it acceptable to other faiths and atheists.

PS. There are two 19s and two 43s.

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116. All Muslims are terrorists
117. All terrorists are Muslims (unless they're white, in which case they're probably IRA)
118. Downton Abbey is the greatest TV show ever produced

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119. Nigel Farage is a credible politician.

120. The Leveson Enquiry is a conspiracy from the pinko left-wingers to take away the freedom of the Press.

121. Dad's Army is the greatest TV show ever produced
122. The Sweeney is the greatest TV show ever produced
123. Mind Your Language is the greatest TV show ever produced

124. The country should be built on Christian values. But only our interpretation of them. Our attitudes to helping those worse off than ourselves probably would have caused Jesus to have a fit, but what did he know? He's got long hair, a beard and wears a dress.

125. And whilst we're on the subject, JESUS WAS WHITE and not of the shade you would associate with coming from them foreign parts at all. Absolutely not.

126. It's not real until it affects the South-East.
127. The youth of today are apathetic, more vote for the X factor finalist than in elections, absolute disgrace etc etc...
128. The youth of today are too political. Particularly when anti things we approve of.

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Fifteen seconds... you can't breathe.

Twenty seconds... you give up and turn off the Jeremy Vine show.

129. The corollary to the above is that British Comedy reached perfection when Del Boy fell off the bar. After that, anything produced is either a) Foul-mouthed filth or b) Politically Correct nonsense.
130. All stand-up comedians (except for Michael McIntyre) are foul-mouthed AND politically correct.
131. Bernard Manning, now there was a comedian.

132. Them gays are always shoving it down my throat.
133. Them gays just want to go to B & Bs to leave their bodily fluids over decent hetrosexual sheets.

134) Rain in the summer or more than a light dusting of snow is proof global warming is a myth.

Helping out at Brownies once, they were working on their faith badge, one of them drew a picture and wrote, "Jesus was nice, Jesus was English." I think she now works as the mails religion reporter.

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123(a) Except Love thy Neighbour.
123(b) And the black and white minstrel show.
123(c) And that 1970's Party Political Broadcast by the National Front (The editor wanked himself senseless).

135 The best way to deal with bigotry is: more bigotry. (Unashamedly lifted from Hannah Cigarette.)

My diseased mind immediately conjured a Family Guy cut scene of "English Jesus".

136 - Warmth or sunshine, however, prove absolutely nothing

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