Still counting the cash from the Samantha Brick phenomenon, the Mail is now commissioning more annoying middle-class women ready to earn the opprobrium of half of humanity in return for a small cheque. Today: Claudia Connell.Hurrah! I no longer feel guilty about being horrid: Now scientists say poor Claudia Connell is just a victim of her genesShe sniggers when people fall over. She won't donate blood if it means giving up Botox. And she refuses to join Neighbourhood Watch because HER flat is secure.
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To this day I don’t like to share — whether it is food, clothes, make-up or money. In fact, I find the very concept of sharing totally baffling. It’s my stuff, why would I want to give it to other people? They have their things, I have mine and let’s not get the two confused.
My friends and relatives have learnt that I’m the last person to go to if they want any sympathy when they’re unwell. I don’t do sympathy. I actually find sick people really annoying…
Give this woman her own bus.
It has been a while since I saw the H word in a DM headline, perhaps not since that notorious front page in the '30s
- D. Emry-Porter, A 230 Grand Semi Detached Mansion In Leafy Kent, 13/4/2012 10:48 Rating 1
Nice one, D.