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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:43 pm 
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Pissed couple have kebab:

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2 ... t-out.html


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Scrabble fanatics celebrate topping a MILLION points after keeping a score tally since 1965

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z20s03YTIq
I play several games on-line and a quick check shows that would take me about 1 year. Six months including my opponents' scores.

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Just a NORMAL GIRL yeah I always have a kebab when i`m out in st Tropez when i`m hungry after a day sailing on my yacht.
- Ragy wolrab, Cheshire england, 16/7/2012 19:51
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Ha!


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Just a NORMAL GIRL yeah I always have a kebab when i`m out in st Tropez when i`m hungry after a day sailing on my yacht.
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Ha!



A normal girl who had been to a night club and then eats a kebab usually leaves a second-hand version on the pavement on the way home. I base this observation on my experience of walking up St Mary's Street and onto Queen Street in Cardiff.


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A normal girl who had been to a night club and then eats a kebab usually leaves a second-hand version on the pavement on the way home.

And mysteriously the kebab has been transmogrified into a pavement pizza.

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A normal girl who had been to a night club and then eats a kebab usually leaves a second-hand version on the pavement on the way home.

And mysteriously the kebab has been transmogrified into a pavement pizza.



Yes, and there's always a single high heeled shoe nearby. I'd give good money to watch that girl's progress.


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Talking about transmogrifying, the (alleged) boyfriend does a bloody good job of it in those pictures.

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Earlier today, the star spoke of her embarassment [sic] at being caught out au natural [sic].

Writing on her Twitter page, she said: 'Ooooopsies a little bit from inbetween waxes hahaha :).'

She sounds utterly humiliated.


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With a combined estimated fortune, alongside footballer husband David Beckham of around £190 million, Mrs Beckham could easily afford to have every item of her children’s clothing dry cleaned.

But proving she is still a down to earth at heart, the former Spice Girl opts for a bottle of Baby Dreft at £19 combined with a humble bottle of vanish stain remover for just £4.60 from Tesco’s.

A fascinating story, gorgeously written.

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Is there anything this multi-talented woman can't do. Maybe she can tell us next how tie our shoelaces.

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Woman's clothes get a bit sweaty after she exercises.

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Emily, 29, wore appropriate clothing for the session as she chose black gym leggings with a red vest top which matched her trainers.

Woman wears gym clothes to go to the gym.

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she even managed to sprint up the steps at the stadium

Able-bodied woman has functioning leg muscles.


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Couple have neutral facial expressions as they walk a short distance along the pavement
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She opted to wear a black dress and matching flip flops as she sipped on a bottle of water.

She also wore dark sunglasses and carried a large handbag on her right shoulder as she occasionally turned round to speak to Hugh.

Take a bow, ace journo Kirsty McCormack.
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I'm not sure this is the right thread for this, but this is the first time I've seen this.

Daily Mail has run a story based on reader comments from a previous story.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2183231/Jennifer-Aniston-sparks-concern-plumped-complexion-movie-set.html
Another pillow face victim? Jennifer Aniston sparks concern with plumped-up complexion on movie set

I was wondering who it was that was "concerned" about Jennifer Aniston, expecting it to be an unnamed "friend" etc....but no:


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One MailOnline reader wrote: 'Too much filler, she's got that fat faced over fillered look, that is so popular in Hollywood, for some reason. She used to have really nice cheekbones, now she's got a pudgy, filler face.'

And another added: 'I always admired her for being fresh-faced, but now it looks like she's developing that pillow-faced look that seems to go with meddling with your face. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'



I've never seen them do this before. How completely fucking pointless. A whole new article about Jennifer based on the usual bitter women who comment on articles about pretty women? Madness.


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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Jennifer Aniston, for various bizarre reasons, occupies a particular place in the minds of (sorry, it has to be said) female journalists. A bit like Sarah Jessica Parker, but at least she starred in a successful series playing a sort of idealised version of a journalist, spending her time sitting around, eating lunch, wearing fantastic clothes, getting pissed and having sex with eligible men before knocking out 500 words of copy and getting paid a fortune for it. So, a bit of wish fulfilment there.

JA started off in Friends, the natural comedy choice of the easily pleased who want to appear fashionable. She's been in a few films. Generally the good ones have been the offbeat ones where she played against type. In the big ones, she's played Rachel from Friends and they have been underwhelming, both in quality and in box office performance. Despite this poor track record, she is still invited to make films. I'm guessing naked pictures of executives.

She also went out with Brad Pitt, making her the object of lots of gossip articles. Then they split up and he went off with Angelina Jolie who can actually act and is famous and successful in he own right but has tattoos and black hair and probably enjoys doing the other thing so she's obviously a home wrecker and possibly a lezzie in disguise but is very clearly a Baddie. Meanwhile JA spends her every waking moment crying over pictures of Bwad while listening to Taylor Swift and crying and cuddling her stuffed toys and definitely not carrying on living her life.

In summary: human soap opera, projection and lots of it.

In summary, human soap opera

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