After much deliberation, I have decided to keep the format as is. Only this time, there will be bonus points available! Aside from the normal scoring for the best three, I may, depending on how I feel, award a bonus for the best pun and another for finding something in the picture that no-one else does (if such a thing exists). Other than that, service as normal.

We start this week with everyone's favourite Work and Pensions secretary, Peter Hain


Good luck all.

The appearance fee IS in the brown envelope isn't it?

Scandal as Hain uses Tesco Clubcard vouchers to pay for Deputy Leadership campaign

"Sponsoring British Red Cross, eh? That's a coincidence, I'm after some donors too..."

200 clubcard points free for every £1000 donated.

Hain fondles cashier's arse while on photo shoot

There you are dear, now you're nearly as buggered as me!

Tesco allow French words to creep into stores.

"How silly of me! I appear to have forgotten my change!"

"They smiled at the time, but two minutes later he was in the back of a police car and she was dead, a carrier bag taut across her face."

"Mr Hain, do you think anyone can make a funny caption for this photo?"

"They could if they could see my trousers were down."

Every Little Helps...........Seriously at Labour were Fucked.

Thats more like it love! Like i say, no more bags with 'SWAG' written on please.

"...and anyway, what break are you on? I'm on early...BLOODY HELL! Don't look now, but there's this weird bloke creeping up behind you!"

And Littlejohn sayeth unto his fan.... Behold the Cuprinol kid, the only man darker than the woman in front of him in tescos.