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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:31 pm 
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Ian: "Ready for the cream pie?"
Other bloke: "Och, ye and yer zany health foods!"
Wee Jimmy: "Can ye see ma crackerjack?"


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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:35 am 
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A disturbing picture.

I remember sitting with a friend and marvelling at the enduring popularity of the Krankies. He acknowledged my confusion over their being linked with comedy and childrens' entertainment but hit the nail on the head by saying, "See that man, he goes home and puts his erect penis into the other one, the schoolboy woman thing, I mean."

*Awaits PC brigade*

He had a point. Perhaps badly phrased but a point nonetheless. Creepy.


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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:30 am 
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I used to wonder about what sort of underwear Wee Jimmy Krankie wore. A bizarre theory was that under Wee Jimmy's school shorts were a pair of black lacy Anne Summers numbers that meant that the distaff Krankie couldn't wait to rip Wee Jimmy's shorts off at the end of a long day of saying "He's BEHIND you!!!"

Of course that was when Wee Jimmy was a whole lot younger.

Comedians' private lives are ALWAYS tragic.

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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They are living happily in retirement in Brittany - a friend of mine there knows them. He says they are surprisingly normal.

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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Key word : "surprisingly". Seriously, though, good to hear they're in the pink. Ian and Jeanette are Scots light entertainment legends, but they must both be about 102 now.

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They're each 64. Which surprised me, to be honest.

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This is getting surreal.


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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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Earl Grey, please.

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"And then I grabbed Clegg and throttled him. 'My cock won't suck itself' I said, now get down on your wimpy Lib Dem hands and get on with it."

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bluebellnutter wrote:
"And then I grabbed Clegg and throttled him. 'My cock won't suck itself' I said, now get down on your wimpy Lib Dem hands and get on with it."



Winner!

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Calm down Clegg, it's only Tory tumescence.


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