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shyamz
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:47 pm 
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Ah yes, that's the guy...eeeewww.

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When I was in sixth form, Gummer came to my (private, church-funded) school to give a speech in favour of compulsory Christian worship in state schools. His argument was so terrible he was slow-handclapped, and eventually he walked off in a huff. And that was a potentially receptive audience.

Ministerial talent didn't run deep in the late-Thatcher years.
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Timbo
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He does have an obscure law named after him, though. He enacted a piece of planning legislation, which permits mega-mansions to be built outside settlement boundaries if they are of sufficient architectural merit. Gummers Law later became embedded in the eloquently-named PPS7, covering 'Sustainable Development in Rural Areas'.

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Andy McDandy
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ezinra wrote:
When I was in sixth form, Gummer came to my (private, church-funded) school to give a speech in favour of compulsory Christian worship in state schools. His argument was so terrible he was slow-handclapped, and eventually he walked off in a huff. And that was a potentially receptive audience.

Ministerial talent didn't run deep in the late-Thatcher years.


Mainly because Thatcher was paranoid about anyone who might be a potential rival to her. That said, she was up to that back in 1982.

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The Al Jolson Jazz Hands are back!

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I think he is reenacting the pig scene from Black Mirror for the amusement of Our Brave Girls

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While you're down there...

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..and this is the position nick takes in the cabinet meetings
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Andy McDandy
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"Bring on the pig!"

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Winner! :lol:

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Malcolm Armsteen
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But the pig refused to fuck him, even with a condom and a gimp mask.
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Bones McCoy
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Gummer is a fucking arsehole.
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Bones McCoy
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They told me to speak with Inspector Willie.
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Bones McCoy
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I think he is reenacting the pig scene from Black Mirror for the amusement of Our Brave Girls


So I pushed Nick's head down into my lap like this....
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moonshien
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