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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:23 am 
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Plat's not a good look, Amanda!
Bra-rmy hack Platell flaunts what she usually keeps Down Under — but what about THOSE shoes?


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It looks like the Mailites don't understand my reaction to seeing a photograph of Amanda Platell holding twenty-five bras.

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Bullingdon Club ponder the thorny question of, "Do you you wanna be in my gang..?"

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Bullingdon Club ponder the thorny question of, "Do you you wanna be in my gang..?"


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I've seen more fat on legs standing up in a bird's nest.*

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