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Kreuzberger
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Revealed: Cameron and Brooks Looked After Sarah Jessica Parker for the Met.

Mee-fuckin-eow :) Nice!

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From left to right: "Hasn't got a clue", "Soon to end up as glue", "Going down for at least 2"

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Mee-fuckin-eow :) Nice!

*Curtsies*

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Horsegate: I did ride Rebekah Brooks's police horse Raisa, says David Cameron

Did David Cameron ride Rebekah Brooks's police horse?

These two are real! The first is from the Telegraph, but I particularly like the second one (Guardian) which definitely sounds like a smutty euphemism to me.
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Althea
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Of course Cameron is not the first PM with a love of horses.

"There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man." - Winston Churchill

Now, you may say that I have a filthy mind but..........

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Oldie but goodie:

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"By Royal Command...suck my cock."

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"Oh, shall I do my impression of David Cameron for you? Alright. 'I met a black man once...'"

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Hello Laadies, do you know what an Oreo is?
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