"All we need is Eric Pickles and the gang's all here."

And finally a correction, apparently the drugs DO work.

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I'd rather shoot Paul Dacre than anyone else in the country- Colin Dexter. A direct quote from the Radio Times m'learned friends

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I'd rather shoot Paul Dacre than anyone else in the country- Colin Dexter. A direct quote from the Radio Times m'learned friends

ANd then I grabbed his head, like this, and said 'I dont care, Nick, you *will* suck it'

Dave shows off his (crappily photoshopped) crystal ball

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

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I disagreed with the burglar’s policy, of tying me to a chair. But I did admire his convictions.

Wherever Abernathy and Bluebellnutter met to discuss plans for the Secret Area, Bitty was always watching, watching, watching...

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Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.

"Is that a new vest, Nick?", said Dave.

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I'm a nasty, violent lefty. You cunt.

"I'm sorry, darling. They ran out of budgies so I had to use a pidgeon"

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Changin' avatars like there's no tomorrow

Well, Mr Littlejohn paid me £25 to wear these ridiculous trousers, stuff a sock in his mouth and ride him around like a horsie, how about you?

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Soppy anti-British, pro-crime, anti-education, pro-immigration, anti-family nonentity

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Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.

Five hundred, yo, Dimitri, over here.

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Hurrah For The Blackshirts

He'll see by his grave
On the stone that remains
Carved next to his name
His epitaph plain:
Only a pawn in their game.

As he parted the curtains, Armsteen cursed those damned cluster fliesloudly.

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I'm a nasty, violent lefty. You cunt.

Abernathy's Type 1 was a bit of a struggle...

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Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.