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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:04 am 
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Is it a 'technicality' though?

If she was 17, and paying for sex in France isn't against the law, all the players have done is have sex with a girl over the age of consent (15 in France) and paid for sex with someone they had no reason to assume was under the legal age for selling sex.

Had no money changed hands, it would have been perfectly legal.
Had the girl been a few months older, it would have been legal.
She was the only person knowingly breaking the law.

Could lead to an interesting line in blackmail. Get a few willing 17 year old girls to work for you and tell people to keep on paying to avoid prison.


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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:28 am 
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That said, you've probably got to feel sorry for anyone who has had to endure Ribery's cum face at close quarters...

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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:48 pm 
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3 days in a row I have clicked on the DM website and seen the same picture of Helen Flanagan in a bikini.

They really are after those page hits. To stop them getting any more... here is the offending picture.


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In fact looking at the side bar... all I see is TITS TITS TITS. You'd think Desmond had a hand in the Mail.

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This article speaks for itself. They act disgusted... but in reality it's "OMG LOOKS AT THESE JUGS'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... orsos.html


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:56 pm 
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Olympic shooter is forbidden from sharing a room with his athlete wife... but gay couples can share beds

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z20mmZLtEO
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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:37 pm 
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No actual tits, but christ on a fire engine ! ........

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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:45 pm 
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Foreshortening, Abers. Just a bit of foreshortening.

Calm down now.

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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:48 pm 
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'I thought I was emailing Miss Bikini World 2007:' British scientist in Argentine jail on drug smuggling charges claims he was victim of mafia honeytrap

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z21TcY9TKB
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There is no suggestion the model had any involvement in the drugs smuggling plot

So no need for the Mail to show pictures of her then. What am I saying?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:13 pm 
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I can think of at least two good reasons.



Jacket, on the left...

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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:55 am 
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Let's hope the wind doesn't change! Maria Fowler pulls a series of faces as she shows off her assets during theme park day out

It's been a while since assets had an, um, outing. Sadly the same can't be said for the headline formula:

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Let's hope the wind doesn't change! Sofia [Vergara] pulls an unfortunate expression
24 June 2012
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Let's hope the wind doesn't change! New grandmother Sharon Osborne pulls a series of bizarre facial expressions
17 May 2012
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Let’s hope the wind doesn’t change: Cameron Diaz scrunches up her face as she tries to catch a cab
2 April 2012
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Careful the wind doesn't change! Scary-faced Katie Holmes is certainly not ready for her close up
20 March 2012
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Be careful the wind doesn't change! Shane Warne pulls a terrified face on roller coaster while his 11-year-old son relaxes in his seat
20 December 2011
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Let's hope the wind doesn't change! Suri pulls faces on late night out with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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Careful the wind doesn't change: Lindsay Lohan pulls a scary face during a shopping trip in NYC
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If the wind changes, you'll stay like that! The hilarious pictures that show models' faces being blasted with an industrial hair dryer
22 May 2012

Ad nauseam.


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Let's hope the wind doesn't change! Sofia [Vergara] pulls an unfortunate expression

I'm none the wiser.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dress.html

Corrosive, nasty, objectifying shite.


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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
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Anti-sharia tits! We've hit Mailite gold today:

Ukrainian feminists stage topless protest near Tower Bridge over Olympic body’s ‘support for bloody Islamist regimes’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ridge.html

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However, for decent, blonde-haired girls, we must cover up her heaving assets with a black stripe:

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There's also lots of thigh, some bum-crack and a hint of one lady's modesty

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Breast-grabbing 'celebrity' baby shocker! (Self-regulated, of course).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... reast.html


And it's tits out for the Duchess (we'll mention hers, too - but don't worry - we're self-regulating)...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... women.html

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Kate Moss wears just a cape to cover her modesty... as matador Manzanares stands guard in new Vogue photoshoot

How's that anti-porn campaign coming on, Dacre?


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 Post subject: Re: Tits!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:52 pm 
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Understanding your wobbly bits :

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Chubby cheeks are caused by excess vodka, it appears :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2236546/What-wobbly-bits-say-From-bingo-wings-love-handles-chubby-cheeks-store-fat-holds-key-health--lose-weight.html

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