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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:20 pm 
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The bastards obviously hate the DM journos as much as they hate everything else!

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 Post subject: Re: Reasonably epic Mail Fail
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Eric Malcolm, from Royston, Herefordshire, wrapped a live 240-volt extension cable round his living room door handle

Hertfordshire actually,
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1dNmSoDR7

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You're hired! Countdown conundrum solved as The Apprentice's Nick Hewer lined up to be new host

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Last updated at 11:52 AM on 16th November 2011

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... lling.html

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Company sets up spoof TOWIE on website.

Mail takes it seriously...


http://www.freezepage.com/1321579134VAMCWGLIWD


(h/t Daily Quail)


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'Hey crazy b****!' The talking Toys R Us doll that teaches an obscene swearword to your two-year-old


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A talking doll aimed at children as young as two has sparked outrage because it appears to say the phrase 'Hey crazy b****!'.

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'Oh, absolutely. She's calling them a crazy bitch,' Kathy Wetter told Local 6 News.

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The end of cash? Smartphones that pay for products will put currency out to tender
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... ender.html

It rapidly becomes apparent that they mean 'out to pasture'

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Good night was it? Kate Moss' face gives a very broad hint at what went on behind the doors of the infamous Box nightclub

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... tclub.html

Except it's not the Box, it's the Groucho (according to a friend of mine who used to go out with a member)


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 Post subject: Re: Reasonably epic Mail Fail
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The end of cash? Smartphones that pay for products will put currency out to tender
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... ender.html

It rapidly becomes apparent that they mean 'out to pasture'


And would it not be cash that would be put out to pasture/tender as whatever method of payment, other than bartering, would still require currency

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'Hey crazy b****!' The talking Toys R Us doll that teaches an obscene swearword to your two-year-old


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1eHseVkii
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A talking doll aimed at children as young as two has sparked outrage because it appears to say the phrase 'Hey crazy b****!'.

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'Oh, absolutely. She's calling them a crazy bitch,' Kathy Wetter told Local 6 News.


I see the annual 'toy says something that can be misinterpreted if you try hard enough' story is out.

I wonder if they have a stock of these ready to go for future years?


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It may be two decades since the heyday of the Eighties Supers, but Cindy Crawford's stunning bikini body could still rival any of the young things strutting down the catwalk today.


2011 - 20 = 1991

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I wonder which prat at the Mail thought it was a good idea to stick this headline directly below a story about the death of Gary Speed.

Smarten up! Dress like Harry, not Gary, says colonel who attacks 'crash survivor look' of his officers

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Court victory for ministers over inflation change which will mean a 15% cut in public sector pensions

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The two judges agreed that, in any event, the Government chose RPI because it considered that it provided a better measure of price inflation than RPI.

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In her ground-breaking book Embassy, Ms Martínez reveals the role of her father Eduardo Martínez Alonso played in the daring plan in Madrid, Italy.

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Will this be the first time the world sees the Ark of Covenant? Leaking roof in Ethiopian chapel 'will lead to relic being revealed'

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Since then it's been the goal of many adventurers and archaeologists to find it. Most-famously, but also fictitiously, Indiana Jones was shown in the 1981 Steven Spielberg film the Temple of Doom carrying the Ark.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070266/Argentina-boards-Spanish-fishing-vessels-Falkland-Islands.html
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However, Argentina has secured a resolution from 32 South American states at a Latin American conference endorsing its claim to the islands, which were ceded to Britain in 1833.


Quite an achievement, seeing as there are only 12 countries in South America. There's not even 32 countries in Latin America.


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