The most pointless story ever?

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:26 pm

Party girl Eugenie lights up the West End with her glowstick necklace

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Princess Eugenie lit up the night as she partied at a West End night club with a glow in the dark stick.

The 18-year-old Royal, who has been a regular fixture on the London night club scene in recent weeks, showed off her eye-catching accessory as she left the Whiskey Mist club in Mayfair.

Her night out comes just days after she was photographed cosying up to wealthy heir Sam Sangster at the Mahiki club.

Someone gets paid wrwiting this crap?

JamesFarrier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:38 pm

I dunno, good excuse for the Mail readers to look at royalty tits incognito.

Disgusting Liberal · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:16 pm

JSES wrote:

I dunno, good excuse for the Mail readers to look at royalty tits incognito.

what on a fat frump like that? Mind you the necklace could substitute for the torch in the mining helmet and torch approach to cunnilingus necessary on fat birds.

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:50 pm

Katie Holmes wears jeans

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The loose-fitting flares were so large in fact that they swallowed up her shoes, the hems left dragging along the ground.

Mr Mordon · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:45 pm

You do have to wonder how many times folk waring those kind of jeans fall flat on their face after triping over the hem :lol:

office_tramp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:06 pm

Quote:

Never mind the jeans - look how bloody big that bag is!

- Greg, UK, 12/9/2008 13:48

He's got a point. It's like a suitcase disguised as a handbag.

sven945 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:03 am

Notice how it's got "By Daily Mail Reporter" on the byline. Nobody has got the balls to own up to writing the piece.

Esqui · **Posted:** Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:41 pm

Unless that is actually someone's name there. They're well suited to the job if so

Captain Klutz · **Posted:** Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:44 pm

Chris wrote:

Unless that is actually someone's name there. They're well suited to the job if so

If the Mail ever recruits journalists based on the suitability of their names it's a job for life for Terry Fuckwitt.

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:23 am

Nicole Kidman's baby has er...same colour hair

(er, does it?)

IanC · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:30 pm **Posts:** 1404

They really don't get why shes hiding the baby do they?

Citizen Cain · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:46 am

SO WE WONT KNOW THAT LORD XENU IS THE FATHER!!!!!

tc-obo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:17 pm

fuck me, get tom cruise on the job RIGHT NOW

THE DEMON SPAWN OF XENU MUST DIE BEFORE HE ESCAPES FROM HIS ETERNAL PRISON TO ONCE AGAIN ENSLAVE THE WORLD VIA TAX AUDITS

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:50 am

erm, is this a story?

In an utterly shameless, overindulgent article, Esther Rantzen admits she's Mutton dressed as Lamb

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I weigh about the same as I did at 30. I pride myself that I have the spring, bounce and youthful energy of a lamb. Maybe not newborn, but a mature lamb with rounded limbs and well-formed features.

OK, but Why? Did she get paid to write this drivel?

Quote:

What to do? I have worn a close-fitting black Joseph jacket for at least 15 years, and it never goes out of fashion. Getting rid of it would be like throwing away a loyal friend. I can't do it. But I must, it seems.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:31 pm

Talk about granny porn. You wouldn't - would you? It'd be like shagging a stuffed badger.

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