The most pointless story ever?

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3837

Car driver buys petrol.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2 ... -tank.html

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:10 pm

Birds shit on man's car.

With picture goodness. And a video (but I did not watch it so cannot verify if it contains footage of the actual shitting).

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:42 pm

Stop the presses! This is a serious news source! (Paul Dacre 2012)

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:55 pm

£1000 fine if he hoses it off.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Messianic Trees wrote:

Wind blows woman's hair.

On a variation, woman's hair grows back after being cut.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... y-Wit.html

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3837

Car driver buys petrol (reprise).

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2 ... ntley.html

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3837

Child looks like mother

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -girl.html

ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:28 am

Woman has haircut.

Quote:

The Kidulthood actress partied at the Cuckoo Club in London last night, sporting a masculine haircut.

She's wearing trousers, too. Should this be allowed?

Short hair = looks like a bloke = lesbian = cancer patient = yuk yuk yuk.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Quote:

The trouser playsuit was clearly a deterrent too, with the 26-year-old exposing a generous amount of flesh in the cutaway silver sequin number.

A deterrent? To what? The male gaze? Pap's camera lens? Sexual advances? The prejudices of a DM hack?

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Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Woman dyes hair.

Quote:

LeAnn Rimes can't keep her hair light... as she dyes blonde locks dark brown

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1rM8DeUP4

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Sister visits sister.

Quote:

The Duchess of Cambridge may now live at Kensington Palace but she’s not too grand to make a return visit to her roots – in nearby Chelsea, of course.
Friends say Kate frequently makes the trip to her old flat for lunch with sister Pippa, 28.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dante.html

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:00 am

Man tries foodstuff, doesn't like it.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Anyone who owns Charlie Brooker's TV Go Home book might be familiar with an article spoofing Heat magazine called "Mark Jeffries walks past some crates". Well, the DM have finally recreated that spoof article with an article about Myleene Klass walking past a postman's delivery cart.

Is that first or second Klass? Myleene looks like the pretty postman as she stands next to a mail trundler

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1ro5foH9v

Quote:

Myleene Klass looked like a pretty postman today as she posed in front of a mail trundler.

And to add to the hilarity, she had a matching red trundler suitcase in tow.

She walked past it. So, even in an article about someone walking down the street, the Mail manages to lie.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:27 am

Oh,. my aching sides......

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4311

"To add to the hilarity...".

That has actually made me laugh.

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