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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:26 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Mixed doubles: Wimbledon star Paul will no doubt insist on a spot of tennis with his family when his daughter is older


What? :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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The heartthrob's legion of female fans will be disappointed his jeans were not more fitted around his posterior

This is becoming a fruitful source of stories for the sidebar: things that didn't happen. See also:
Woman doesn't take clothes off.
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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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"It happen eleven years ago in St. Louis, Missouri at an exotic dancing bar in North County and I went in there to just have a few drinks and look at some strip you know girls dance around the pole and this guy comes in out of nowhere and he was uh black in color but he had a very strange voice.

And he knew things about me that no one in the bar knew. Like how many trips I took.

He knew things I was doing. He knew when my parents were gonna die and what they were gonna die of. Then he tells me he's here to abduct me. Replace forty nine chips. And Dr. Lewinsky one of those hybrids, Grey hybrids was gonna do the operation..."

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Executive's opinion about a FICTITIOUS character in 1994!

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Friends' Monica Geller was 'a slut' and 'a trollop' according to NBC president


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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Clouds look a little bit like non-cloud things

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Previously, clouds look a little bit like things

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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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- Mark, somewhere in the depths of yorkshire, 4/5/2012 21:30 Rating 101
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Absolutely disgusting. If I wanted to date somebody covered in thick body hair I'd be dating a bloke. There's simply nothing in the slightest bit attractive about a woman with hairy legs and armpits. Or should I say, there's nothing attractive about a woman who chooses to let that hair grow out. I can deal perfectly well with the fact that women have unsightly body hair in places, but the least I'd expect is for my girlfriend to recognise that it's unattractive and do something about it. Otherwise, if all body hair is acceptable then why not go the whole hog and let that fuzzy top lip grow as well? However I think most men would prefer not to be kissing a woman who looks like Tom Selleck in Magnum PI goodnight every evening.

- Matt, London, 4/5/2012 17:33 Rating 66
How dare this woman, even though I do not know her, contradict my Non-Negotiable Decrees Governing a Girlfriend's Behaviour! These awful young women with their (cough) sense of entitlement…
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BEAST!

- Jim, Oxon, 4/5/2012 15:39 Rating 54
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This is just nasty. Unhygienic nasty female. I can only imagine the stench off her would make you clench. Have some social grace and shave that s...er...hair. NOBODY wants to see that. This is 2012. Civilized human beings groom and shave their body hair. If you want to look like a used car dealer that's your problem but don't expect normal people to look at you with anything but disgust. Then again she probably wants attention and this is the only way she can get it..

- Patrick, San Francisco, 4/5/2012 21:00 Rating 62
That should read 'Civilised human beings not covered by male privilege…'. Men have armpit hair but mysteriously don't all suffer from problems of hygiene or body odour. Wash ≠ shave, Patrick.
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No need to imagine what her bush looks like... Gag!

- Ashley, London, 4/5/2012 16:45 Rating 60
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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Because they all want easily-controlled hairless child-women?

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A dark corner of America: Photographs show Philadelphia's seedy, drug-fueled underbelly and its inhabitants' struggle to survive

The mail points out that a large US city has a problem with drugs.....

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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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That's just DM's hook to plunder content from yet another professional photographer's website .
Have they paid him I wonder?

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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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"One oo'er the cuckoo's nest: A cloud-shaped bra floating over St Mary's church in Wooler"




Is that cloud shaped bra or a bra shaped cloud?


Or just another subtle way to make Ms Average Mail Reader more insecure about her body because she has no chance of filling it?
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Looks like two small dogs fighting over a sausage to me.

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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Looks like a cloud to me :D


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