I remember him coming into our local chippy one night with his cronies all wedged up on pimms and shandy bass, ordering a big bag of crispy bits, offering to battle everyone in the queue, before throwing up all over his best mates hush puppies.
He then proceeded to stagger off down the road hurling dulcet abuse to the late night revellers and gobbed a huge mass of precipitous flem onto the window of a passing taxi as they sauntered off into the night like lamenting lotharios pining for the terpsichorean muse to light the way.
Respec' to the Cam.

- Farqhuar Toste Du Pont, Boxley nr Uppingham, 25/8/2009 15:22

M T Hatcher, I do have a job and don't sponge off the taxpayers. I read the Mail during my lunch hour, my children are also in full time employment, and if my parents were still alive they would be ashamed of what this country has become over the last 12 years
- Carol, Chalfont St Peter England,

If your parents were alive, they would probably be ashamed that you read tabloids with such belief and that as a result you've let yourself believe in the fictitious state of the country that has been fed to you and that you've blindly accepted as fact . A friend stopped reading the tabloids and almost instantly forgot that he was supposed to be a victim and no longer saw or looked for about 95% of the negative tripe that he used to be fed. Needless to say, he's a much better conversation maker now

- Roger Myring, Hants, 25/8/2009 18:44

for sure! personally I use my phone because I can set it to JUST once go off on weekdays indefinitely!
No more saturday alarms!
- Rebecca, Barnet, 25/8/2009 14:07
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Funny isn't it - if this had happened in the UK, the Daily Mail readers would be screaming from the rooftops about the "evil Police". However, it has happened in the USA... so it's ok is it?
- Jonathan, Hull, UK, 25/8/2009 19:40

Never mind commentators mentioning Gordon Brown, I'm sure if a similar situation were to arise today, a certain leader of a certain political party who have just gained their first seats in the European Parliament would become a modern day Lord Haw Haw.
- aljardi, Worcs, UK, 26/8/2009 13:02

ItsTeddy Kennedy!!!bar hopping..
- gram, st louis usa, 26/8/2009 13:13
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It's either a BOAT or Gordon Brown's ego running aground!!!!! There is obviously not much in the news today.

- The Punisher, Doncaster, England, 26/8/2009 10:59

gordon brown doing a back stroke whilst on holiday !!

- chris, marbella spain, 26/8/2009 7:43

I am a scientist (and not a questionable recent graduate) and I've just come back from a week monster hunting at the loch. Those who dismiss this do not have enquiring minds so by definition are NOT scientists. This is a boat that has been at rest and has just started it's engines. The triple wash at the back is the giveaway with the propeller producing the characteristic three pronged wash (an animal will produce two prongs). Also, there has never been a report of a light toned animal and even if slightly below the surface the object would still be dark. The only things of interest here are: 1) The fact that ONLY one boat is visible in the shot with there being so many tourist boats out in the summer and 2) The apparent activity to the left of the main object. Not worthy of an article in the newspaper however.

- Dr Derek S, Dundee, 26/8/2009 11:49