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shyamz
 Post subject: Re: Mailites & Sadomasochism
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:52 pm 
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He he, so would I do I reckon.

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Timbo
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Japanese inventor creates the first robot that can feel fear - a pair of mechanical buttocks that quiver when you spank them
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Where exactly would one purchase such a device? (Asking for a friend)
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Excellent! This will save me having to pay next door's son whenever he's home from university.
- Eunice, Cheshire, 5/7/2012 10:30

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Abernathy
 Post subject: Re: Mailites & Sadomasochism
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:36 pm 
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Yay! Eunice the Paedo Granny is back !

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oboogie
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:08 pm 
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Abernathy wrote:
Yay! Eunice the Paedo Granny is back !

I've got a bit of a crush on Eunice. :oops:

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Andy McDandy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:14 pm 
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The Kissmammal from Unnovations is a step closer to reality...

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Fozzy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:23 pm 
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This will save me a fortune. I've already written to Nargle Fargle to ask him to make these available on the NHS when UKIP come to power.
- Wally Toynbee, England, 5/7/2012 15:13


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oboogie
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This will save me a fortune. I've already written to Nargle Fargle to ask him to make these available on the NHS when UKIP come to power.
- Wally Toynbee, England, 5/7/2012 15:13


:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wonder who that could be?

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shyamz
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:23 pm 
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Andy McDandy wrote:
The Kissmammal from Unnovations is a step closer to reality...


Since the invention of those scarily lifelike "real" sex dolls in the USA- which can be customised to your liking- that thing is worryingly close to becoming reality. :shock:

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Silkyman
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http://www.zeppotron.com/unnovations/kissmammal.html
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Silkyman
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And from the same site...

http://www.zeppotron.com/unnovations/fa ... aster.html

That predates twitter by six years!

Spookily accurate!
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Abernathy
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http://www.zeppotron.com/unnovations/kissmammal.html


Charlie Brooker does seem to be worryingly pre-occupied with pig fucking.

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Silkyman
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I've got a Gloucester Old Spot if we wants a swap for Konnie..
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ezinra
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Real-life Anastasia Steele warns of the dangers of a Fifty Shades style relationship after she became slave to an abusive lover

Yes, it's the daily 50 shades article. Almost every single comment is a variation on It's just a story.

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How many relationships will be damaged because of these "books"

- Rob, England, 17/7/2012 16:56 Rating 6

I guess Rob's been reading it on a kindle.
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Fozzy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:14 pm 
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Thug handcuffed a trick-or-treat prankster to a washing line and stuck a lit firework between his buttocks

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z24wc3nKw2

Needless to say, the vast majority of the commenters don't understand why the thug in question should receive any more than a slap on the wrist for a sustained and repeated major assault on a child.

There'll be some heavy-duty fapping going on right now in Mailtards' sheds throughout the land.
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The Red Arrow
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The victim got what he asked for. I've not a whit of sympathy for him. Mr Gregory does not deserve to be in prison.

- Noel Cashmore, Eastbourne UK, 29/8/2012 12:06
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He should be put away! Disgusting man

- brit muslim, Hastings uk, 29/8/2012 12:06
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