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Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:26 pm

lectrospin wrote:

They must have run out of new pics so let's dig up some old pics of people no-one has ever heard of.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -star.html

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Pandering to a core part of your SE Asia expat readership, I see. Not hypocritical at all, is it?
- Wally Toynbee, Enguurland, 27/6/2012 14:23

Ebon Badger · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:59 pm

Silkyman wrote:

Again, I have to ask.. Weird genetic/plastic surgery skin lightening of her 'dad' aside....

There is an assumption, for whatever reason, that if one (or both) of your 'rents is black you will be noticeably brown also, with "kinky" hair etc etc. We can be a bit thrown when it turns out nature is way more complicated than that. Factor in that your average African American isn't actually all that african, and I'm not surprised by her appearance at all. I can see now why he was so paranoid about keeping the kids out of the public eye- it must be awful having complete strangers telling you your dad isn't your dad, you aren't black enough, and then some cunt from the Mail writes a load of drivel about you.

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:00 pm

But he probably wasn't. Especially given the amount of time he spent in bed with young boys.

oboogie · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:37 pm

Ebon Badger wrote:

Silkyman wrote:

Again, I have to ask.. Weird genetic/plastic surgery skin lightening of her 'dad' aside....

There is an assumption, for whatever reason, that if one (or both) of your 'rents is black you will be noticeably brown also, with "kinky" hair etc etc. We can be a bit thrown when it turns out nature is way more complicated than that. Factor in that your average African American isn't actually all that african, and I'm not surprised by her appearance at all. I can see now why he was so paranoid about keeping the kids out of the public eye- it must be awful having complete strangers telling you your dad isn't your dad, you aren't black enough, and then some cunt from the Mail writes a load of drivel about you.

I'm well aware of how genetic characteristics can skip generations. Anecdote alert: I had a friend who appeared Mediterranean who had blue eyed, blonde siblings,parents & grandparents. Her great grandmother was Indian however.

Specifically in Jackson's case, however, I thought the doubts about his parentage of his children were based on a bit more than colour. In fact I thought it was proven. :oops:

I obviously haven't been paying attention to my gossip columns.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:56 pm

Were they not, essentially "sourced" by surrogates?

lectrospin · **Joined:** Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:19 pm **Posts:** 300

Carlos The Badger wrote:

lectrospin wrote:

They must have run out of new pics so let's dig up some old pics of people no-one has ever heard of.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -star.html

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Pandering to a core part of your SE Asia expat readership, I see. Not hypocritical at all, is it?
- Wally Toynbee, Enguurland, 27/6/2012 14:23

ex-pats must be in town this week.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -tour.html

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

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Teenage dream: Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland, 16, looks even MORE like famous mother Kim Basinger with her long legs and mane of tousled blonde hair

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She is only 16-years-old, but Ireland Baldwin is already showing off long slender legs, a thick mane of blonde hair and her mother's stunning good looks.

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Wonder why? :roll:

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

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Kendall Jenner keeps it simple in black while sister Kylie goes dotty for spots as pair model Kardashian Khaos bikinis

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They might only be 14 and 16 years old but Kendall and Kylie Jenner are already causing waves in the modelling world.

The sisters displayed their modelling potential last week as they sported different looks from the Kardashian Khaos bikini line at The Mirage hotel in Las Vegas.

While Kendall, 16, kept things simple in a black two-piece, 14-year-old Kylie opted for a more eye-catching look in a black and white polkadot bikini with a hot pink trim.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... kinis.html

Esqui · **Posted:** Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:06 pm

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Good Lord. I feel like a dirty old man just for opening this article.

- Baron Von Orlok, New York State, 04/7/2012 19:40

Quite.

says it all really · **Joined:** Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:59 am **Posts:** 8

A very sensible girl: Meet the 14-year-old who unlike her mother and four sisters is refusing to have breast implants

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ead_module

Which one of you wrote this comment?

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The 14 year old has the best boobs....the rest look like utter trash. especially Terri.

- AB, Australia, 4/7/2012 2:23
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Captain VXR · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:16 pm

Wrong expat country.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:25 pm

Terri appears to have a medium-sized bouncy castle stuffed up her corset.

Big Vern · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:49 am **Posts:** 807

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -role.html

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:55 pm

Model behaviour: Teri Hatcher's statuesque daughter Emerson, 14, is centre of attention on pair's Croatian holiday

Sarah Bull seems to get lumbered with a lot of these child-stalking stories. This one starts with baseless speculation:

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She might only be a teenager but Teri Hatcher's daughter Emerson clearly has dreams of breaking into the modelling world.

The evidence for this? She is wearing a swimsuit. At the beach.

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The statuesque 14-year-old made sure she was the centre of attention yesterday as she stepped out with her famous mother during the pair's Croatian break.

The pictures show her walking alongside her mum. Serious attention-seeking behaviour.

And "statuesque" is a creepy word to describe a 14-year-old — both sexualising and objectifying.

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why would you say she 'clearly has aspirations of being a model'? She is a CHILD having a day out with her mother - while being stalked by photographers who she is sarcastically acknowledging. Its particularly creepy weirdo who stalks and photographs a 14 year old girl while she's with her mother.

- AD, Glasgow, 18/7/2012 15:22 Rating 336

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:09 pm

Wednesday's story must have got a lot of hits because the statuesque Emerson is back, and this time in a bikini. The Mail has very carefully kept the focus on mother and daughter, but it's clear from who's wearing what that a 14-year-old is the attraction here.

Could this be the worst paparazzi photo the Mail has ever bought?

Caption: Unidentifiable people in helmets and lifejackets doing nothing far away in a forest.

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