The sad faces of wronged Mail readers

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:33 pm

mattomac wrote:

That isn't a bird....

I wouldn't kick her out bed to be fair. On the condition that little fleabag gets turned into a nice pair of slippers.

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:35 pm

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this is so scary!! she must think twice now about taking her puppies out these days.....
- david douglas, uk, 27/4/2012 10:29
Click to rate Rating 4

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1tFAeJeLl

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:35 pm

You could turn it into a single slipper very quickly and easily.

Squeaker · **Joined:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:23 pm **Posts:** 725

Daley Mayle wrote:

Quote:

this is so scary!! she must think twice now about taking her puppies out these days.....
- david douglas, uk, 27/4/2012 10:29
Click to rate Rating 4

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1tFAeJeLl

Nice, was that you ?

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:40 pm

Squeaker wrote:

Daley Mayle wrote:

Quote:

this is so scary!! she must think twice now about taking her puppies out these days.....
- david douglas, uk, 27/4/2012 10:29
Click to rate Rating 4

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1tFAeJeLl

Nice, was that you ?

Wish I had Squeaks!

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:13 pm

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Frenzied ferret attacks baby girl in pram... and it takes two firefighters 25 minutes to fight it off

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1tQl4QzNb
0/10 for the mother though.

lectrospin · **Joined:** Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:19 pm **Posts:** 283

Are they sure that's a girl?

shyamz · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:03 pm

Two firefighters? 25 minutes? Just one tiny scratch on the kid's hand?

BS.

Plus I checked the article and it says the child's hand was bandaged, it clearly wasn't - that is a plaster.
Although this comment is quite good:

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What not blaming a fox - you're slipping DM. Must have been a fox it had a head, a tail and four legs.

- Pete, Lincs, 29/4/2012 14:00

There are plenty of other comments that are much more what you'd expect to see, but I just cannot be bothered with them (H&S, immigration (yes really), even commenting on the baby's name and the amazing fact that she is a young mum with a job. Enjoy).

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:07 pm

lectrospin wrote:

Are they sure that's a girl?

Why would you doubt it?

The story looks like bullshit, though.

satnav · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:18 pm

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

lectrospin wrote:

Are they sure that's a girl?

Why would you doubt it?

The story looks like bullshit, though.

Must be bullshit fireman would not be allowed to tackle such an incident because of elf n safety.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:41 pm

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Firefighters Pete Harvey and Faz Patel came to Lola-Mae's aid near the Knowles's home in Barden Lane, Burnley.

Mr Harvey said: 'One minute I was driving and the next Faz was telling me to pull over as something wasn't right.

'We jumped out of the car and saw the light brown, minky-coloured ferret clamped on to the baby's finger.

'I think it must have been wild, it was ferocious.

'We spent about 25 minutes fighting to keep away. But it just kept coming back for more. It had hard sharp teeth and glaring eyes. It was doing everything it could to get passed me and Faz and back to the baby.

'All I can say is that it must have been hungry as it didn't want to give up without a fight.'

Hmm.

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I can't remember for sure if it was wearing a collar but I am pretty certain it was.

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Steve Carpenter, deputy manager at the nearby Altham RSPCA Centre, said: 'It sounds to me as this little girl has had a very lucky escape.
'Everyone knows ferrets have razor sharp teeth and that they like to cling on.
'Ferrets are domesticated animals and not wild animals so this one has been either left behind or it has escaped from its owner.

So not a wild animal, then. But possibly trained in ferreting, in which case it thought the baby was a rabbit.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7330

Has this turned into the lethal wildlife in local parks page?

Plucky granny wrestles velociraptor to save pet budgie etc

satnav · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:45 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136946/Denied-education-Mothers-fury-school-tells-twins-theres-room-primary.html
So desperate for a good sad face story the Mail has been forced to steal this one from the Sunday Express. If these twin boys are 6 doesn't that mean they must have been in the school since September so why is it considered to be news 8 months later? If the Mum really does want both boys to be together why doesn't she send them both to the school that isn't over subscribed?

TonyHoyle · **Joined:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:48 pm **Posts:** 211

Just guessing... Because she only just bought a house specifically to get into that particular school and is damned if she's going to let her kids go to the 'other' school down the road after taking on a mortgage she can't afford?

Squeaker · **Joined:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:23 pm **Posts:** 725

Oh dear, if orange lipstick makes your lips invisible you are using too much Fake Bake.

Even if you couldn't tell by the hint of uniform I think the kids faces give away which one goes to school and which one gets to watch CITV when he's finished his colouring in.

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