What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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Oi! Joke thread if you don't mind.....

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Teacher fined £50 for taking daughter, 12, out of school to go on Butlins holiday

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z22Q0Ll8XM



Great sad face but I suspect most mail readers look down their noses at people who go on holiday to Butlins.

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Definitely a PLU fail.

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Most Mail readers look down their noses at people who are teachers.

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A child's tastebuds are supposedly very different from our own, and as a result most green vegetables taste very bitter and nasty to them (apparently a natural safety mechanism throwback to prevent them from eating any seeds or berries they find which might be poisonous) so to be fair to kids, there might be a reason for it.

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Woman is left £27,000 in debt after her new Orange pay as you go mobile withdraws £20 from her bank account every TEN MINUTES

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z234YGSTuF

Millionaire who built a 'Tarzan' playground in front of his Grade II listed home is ordered to spend £50,000 moving it 100ft so it doesn't block view of property

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z234Yi1MQK

My thought too. And why didn't the bank's computers flag it as suspicious?

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OH THIS ONE JUST WRITES ITSELF. Family terrorised by "ghost in a hoodie".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186088/Camera-set-capture-vandals-records-footage-child-ghost-leaping-family-car.html



No, really.

The Mail has a new enemy! HOODIE-WEARING POLTERGEISTS!!!!!

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Definitely the winner out of yesterday's sadfaces. Millionaire isn't looking nearly sad enough, woman with phone bill is pretty good but should have had her arms folded in at least one of the shots. But there's just something about the expression on this one coupled with putting her in front of a screen showing the incriminating picture, in conjunction with the batshit story, which puts it into a different class.

That's currently my contender for Sadface of the Year I think - it'll take a lot to beat this.

It's a bit like the Rorschach test, normally I see only ladies bouncy bits but this time it's Mickey Mouse swimming.

That's an insect crawling across the camera, is she serious?

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That's what most of the comments are saying.

At least it's not a 'ghost' created on an iPhone app this time (the Mail's fallen for that twice before)