The life and times of Justin Bieber

satnav · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:17 am

Someone should warn Justin that resting a digital camera on his knob could cause cancer and render him infertile. (According to the Mail)

Arnold · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:22 am

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One photo caption has Selena showing off her 'shape'. Which bit is that?

The bit between her assets and her modesty.

ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:05 pm

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Joking around: The 19-year-old was seen leaving over her boyfriend and her didn't appear to mind the view

Also a caption referring to "the ceremony" at which Selena is to be a bridesmaid appears twice, but with no clue as to what ceremony it refers to. The title for the caption is "Always the bridesmaid", which is somewhat premature considering she's 19.

MacGuffin · **Joined:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:07 pm **Posts:** 427

Something mentioned in the comments on that story - Bieber doesn't seem to have moved an inch in the third and fourth pics, despite his girlfriend crawling over him. So the image the Mail is leading with on its homepage appears to be a photoshop job...

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:20 pm

Look at her right arm - where it morphs into his right arm - and ends in stump, not a hand.

PCC Editors' Code, anybody?

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

Am I the only person who is convinced he is gay and that she is just there to help his market his image to a prejudiced public and keep the money rolling in? He is the new Cliff Richard surely?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:26 pm

You and about 100 million others...

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:48 pm

Huffpost now on the case:

Here...

Timbo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:53 pm

You'd think they'd have learned by now. If you're going to show two spliced images and pass them off as real, don't show one of the source pics DIRECTLY FUCKING ABOVE IT IN THE ARTICLE :roll:

This is apparently what happens when you run a 'newspaper' on interns and Littlejohn family members.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:01 pm

TDGAF

Kreuzberger · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:00 pm

Seemingly, Huff Post has pulled the story calling out the mail on using the 'shopped Bieber images having been assured to the contrary by the mail themselves.

Just out of interest, I have pulled them both down, and overlaid one across the other at 60%. Fact is, they don't match exactly....unless you apply the teensiest touch of Cmd-T-Distort and, hey presto, his boat and even the raggedy bits on his cut-downs match up. That said, a few other areas don't quite match but a twiddle could get them to. Without at doubt.

As far as I am concerned, it's too tight to call but if any 'shopper worth their salt wanted to fake these, they would simply have reversed the self same process one would use to check it.

I'll let others be the judge.

Arnold · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:01 pm

I can't see how anyone could stay that still. Without even turning his head to follow her movement.

Timbo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:09 pm

Kreuzberger wrote:

Seemingly, Huff Post has pulled the story calling out the mail on using the 'shopped Bieber images having been assured to the contrary by the mail themselves.

Just out of interest, I have pulled them both down, and overlaid one across the other at 60%. Fact it, they don't match exactly....unless you apply the teensiest touch of Cmd-T-Distort and, hey presto, his boat and even the raggedy bit on his cut-downs match up. That said, a few other areas don't quite match but a twiddle could get them to. Without at doubt.

As far as I am concerned, it's too tight to call but if any 'shopper worth their salt wanted to fake these, they would simply have reversed the self same process one would use to check it.

I'll let others be the judge.

That's the most fantastic/disturbing image I've ever seen. It's like he's forming a ghostly centipede of Selenas.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Timbo wrote:

That's the most fantastic/disturbing image I've ever seen.

Really?

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:28 pm

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This Is Justin Bieber
Today on ITV1 from 7:00pm to 8:00pm

Just a warning.

The life and times of Justin Bieber

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