I think we're going to have to start asking people to say who they are, I don't recognise most people from the last couple of pages.

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Reclaiming "methinks" for the nation

Latest blog post - 2011 - a review (updated 07/10)

Ditto.

And I think Brian Sewell is hilarious

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Agree, I've reconsigned more guests on the BGT after-show than this topic.

But on balance there are nore people on the BGT after-show who I'd like to punch.
Starting with the new presenter - the Tracy brother they didn't trust to fly a thunderbird.

Gerry Robinson



Regarded as the man who could "sort out" anything public.

Maybe he could be he seems to have been around commercial TV a lot- which looks more like it needs sorting out than anything I've ever seen.

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Hey, me too (expat now though!) - we always called him David Anus

Have we had this thundering backside yet?



Otis Ferry

I'd be more than willing to save you the bother - send him to my room and I will *ahem* deal with him

Otis Ferry, eh? As long as for balance we chuck in that Gilmour prick. You know, Cenotaph-as-a-Jungle-gym one.

Ferry reminds me of the journo in The Shadow Line, the one who got squished by Stephen Rea last week. If only. I remember all to well the fawning coverage his 'daring raid' got from the usual suspects, who'd be squealing to high heaven and calling for mass internment (for starters) if he'd been a bit browner.

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Fifteen seconds... you can't breathe.

Twenty seconds... you give up and turn off the Jeremy Vine show.

Why is he orange? Seriously, he looks like he's been fucking tangoed!

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Rent a quote Tory MP, Douglas Cuntswell



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -seat.html

Funnily enough the Telegraph's commentators don't shout "flipper" at him all the time, like they do with John Bercow.

Here he is on Climate Change. He hasn't got any arguments, he just read a book (which wasn't well received)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/b ... ate-change

I posted that in the Littlejohn thread. He is a dead ringer for Littlejohn.

Or he's been dangerously close to a nuclear detonation...

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Somebody appears to have drawn a crude Littlejohn cartoon on a Belisha beacon

A belisha beacon that somehow appears to have bikini tan lines around its eyes.

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Can you imagine going to primary school and finding that your Headmaster was some kind of bigoted Timmy Mallett wannabee?

Those kids are going to be seriously disturbed.