Faces you could punch until you collapsed with exhaustion

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:33 pm

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Here's a treat for you.

Thanks, how...invigorating.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7344

Tubby Isaacs wrote:

On the London Elections theme:

Kit Malthouse. Deputy Mayor, formerly big cheese at Westminster Council. Let Shirley Porter off £30m.

Judging from the NI investigation he's becoming a one man underground railroad.

shyamz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:11 pm

ponce on the heath wrote:

This total clit from America's Wildest Documented Police Incompetence.

Apart from the delusional shit I only assume comes from his brain, there's the added bonus of having the so-stereotypical-it-goes-beyond-parody narration style that grates so much it probably inspired al-Qaeda. Chuck in a face that looks like something made by a trans-dimensional make-up artist who tried to replicate a human face with no pictorial reference and a few sketchy eye-witness descriptions and we're left with this dickhead.

This might explain it:

Winegums · **Joined:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:04 pm **Posts:** 711

In light of recent events.

I'd add Shirley Williams, but even the idea of hitting an old lady makes me feel guilty, even one as horrendously over-valued, incompetent and mean as her.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

ponce on the heath wrote:

This guy is mesmerising. I see him and am utterly transfixed. Surely this is some sort of art installation?

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

Aled Jones. I don't know if he has been mentioned here before. I almost hope he has, so he can be punched again.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

In anticipation of BBC's The Voice starting, at least three of these.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:23 am

So that's Jessie J. I thought it was Abby from NCIS multitasking.

McSnark · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:51 am

Gourami wrote:

Aled Jones. I don't know if he has been mentioned here before. I almost hope he has, so he can be punched again.

Ooooooh, that just begs for either a punch with a spiked glove, or a cock slapping against it for eternity.

McSnark · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:53 am

Brace for irritating, smug, useless tit!

*sharpens the blades*

Abernathy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:26 am

McSnark wrote:

Brace for irritating, smug, useless tit!

*sharpens the blades*

Doesn't that warrant your cock slapping against it for eternity?

new puritan · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:46 am

Chris Skidmore MP, the complete arsehole responsible for this shite.

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/MP-Chris ... story.html

Quote:

KINGSWOOD MP Chris Skidmore has been condemned for voting to slash benefits for disabled people while a member of an influential parliamentary group which champions their causes.

But Mr Skidmore, a Conservative MP who is secretary of the all-party group for disabled people, has responded by saying it was crucial to make sure that benefits are directed at people who need them most.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:13 am

Although it looks like someone got there first.

Althea · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:21 am

Andy McDandy wrote:

So that's Jessie J. I thought it was Abby from NCIS multitasking.

Don't insult Abby like that. I think someone needs to tell Ms J that trousers that high are really out of fashion, look pretty darned stupid and that she's also a waste of space.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7344

Althea wrote:

Andy McDandy wrote:

So that's Jessie J. I thought it was Abby from NCIS multitasking.

Don't insult Abby like that. I think someone needs to tell Ms J that trousers that high are really out of fashion, look pretty darned stupid and that she's also a waste of space.

I've recently encountered Miss J on the TV a few times.
I'm convinced a scientist somewhere has constructed a robot and then installed autotune as the voice chip.

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