Pippa Middleton: The Mail's latest stalkee.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7417

spoonman wrote:

cycloon wrote:

Don't ever pick up Heat.

The retarded trend of shortening names has left us with 'P-Middy'

Don't know if I should laugh or go "for fucks' sake"...

A little surprised they didn't go for PiMi.

As in "PiMi and the Lords of Darkness".

Visions of a horde of bouncing journos bouncing about like ping-ping balls, clapping like seals and yelling PiMiiii whenever she appears.

AOB · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:39 pm

Pippa returns to the scene of her triumph: The younger Middleton heads to the Goring Hotel for a beach party with her parents

Goring Hotel? Is that owned by the same people that run the Heinrich Himmler Hotel and the Hotel Hitler?

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:59 pm

Welcome to the Hotel Hermann Goring
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Hermann Goring
Any time of year
You won't find Jews here

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:10 pm

You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

oboogie · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:25 pm

AOB wrote:

Pippa returns to the scene of her triumph: The younger Middleton heads to the Goring Hotel for a beach party with her parents

Goring Hotel? Is that owned by the same people that run the Heinrich Himmler Hotel and the Hotel Hitler?

Trust House Nazis

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:35 pm

Excellent for a shooting weekend, apparently, but don't bother asking for butter with your toast.

The cabaret's good too. Martin Bormann the Vanishing Man, and 'Houdini' Hess - he can escape from anywhere! Then there's Little Eva - she can catch a bullet in her teeth! And introducing Little Albert Speer as the 'I didn't do it!' boy! But on a side note, avoid Magda Goebbels' afternoon tea...

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:47 pm

oboogie wrote:

AOB wrote:

Pippa returns to the scene of her triumph: The younger Middleton heads to the Goring Hotel for a beach party with her parents

Goring Hotel? Is that owned by the same people that run the Heinrich Himmler Hotel and the Hotel Hitler?

Trust House Nazis

Noel's House Nazi?

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:52 pm

bluebellnutter wrote:

Noel's House Nazi?

It went well until they caught sight of Mr Blobby and Sammy the Shammy. Blobby, with his prominent yellow markings, was dragged out the back, shot in the head, thrown into a ditch, had his comcally oversized teeth pulled out with pliers, was doused in petrol and burned before his blobby remains were coated in quicklime. The Sammy the Shammy (aka Neil Morrissey) was forced, again at gunpoint, to bury the dead blobby funster before being sent on a death march to the gates of Dave Lee Travis's mansion. He was then pecked on the cheek by a legggy lovely in SS Dominatrix-lite gear and fainted. This marked him out as a clear untermensch so was taken to the Whirly Wheel Challenge for liquidation and disposal.

Kreuzberger · **Posted:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:12 pm

AOB wrote:

Pippa returns to the scene of her triumph: The younger Middleton heads to the Goring Hotel for a beach party with her parents

Goring Hotel? Is that owned by the same people that run the Heinrich Himmler Hotel and the Hotel Hitler?

Either which way, I'd bunker.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7417

Andy McDandy wrote:

bluebellnutter wrote:

Noel's House Nazi?

It went well until they caught sight of Mr Blobby and Sammy the Shammy. Blobby, with his prominent yellow markings, was dragged out the back, shot in the head, thrown into a ditch, had his comcally oversized teeth pulled out with pliers, was doused in petrol and burned before his blobby remains were coated in quicklime. The Sammy the Shammy (aka Neil Morrissey) was forced, again at gunpoint, to bury the dead blobby funster before being sent on a death march to the gates of Dave Lee Travis's mansion. He was then pecked on the cheek by a legggy lovely in SS Dominatrix-lite gear and fainted. This marked him out as a clear untermensch so was taken to the Whirly Wheel Challenge for liquidation and disposal.

Well at least they weren't manslaughtered in a bungee stunt, eh readers?

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

'I call him Captain and he calls me Commando': Are 'close friends' Harry and Pippa on the verge of becoming an item?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -item.html

Like virtually all Daily Mail headlines that end with a question mark, I think we all know the answer...

Timbo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:17 pm

I'm astounded by that photo - mostly because of how much he looks like the Duke of Edinburgh. This is, quite honestly, the first time I have ever thought he might not actually be James Hewitt's kid after all.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:18 pm

You mean - Diana and Phil the Greek were at it?

Abernathy · **Posted:** Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:20 pm

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Does Harry have a prehensile cock?

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7417

Timbo wrote:

I'm astounded by that photo - mostly because of how much he looks like the Duke of Edinburgh. This is, quite honestly, the first time I have ever thought he might not actually be James Hewitt's kid after all.

Epaulettes aren't an inherited physical trait.

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