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Arnold
 Post subject: Re: Pippa Middleton: The Mail's latest stalkee.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:08 pm 
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Since Pippa Middleton's stellar performance as maid of honour at the royal wedding, there has been a sense of growing hysteria surrounding the Duchess of Cambridge's younger sister.

I don't know how they can say that with a straight face.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... dding.html

She doesn't even have to do anything, just someone needs to dress a bit like her...

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bluebellnutter wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2028772/Lindsay-Lohan-wears-dress-Pippa-Middleton-Hollywoods-Royal-wedding.html

She doesn't even have to do anything, just someone needs to dress a bit like her...


Today's Sun claims that Kim Kardashian's wedding dress was 'thought to be inspired by Pippa Middleton's famous bottom'.

As far as I can tell, they hadn't seen Kim's wedding dress at the time this was written.
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Messianic Trees
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Pippa's seared snapper... and why it makes her 'an asset to any kitchen': How Her Royal Hotness spent four weeks at a VERY select cookery school

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1WJmi1DqD

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She boasts one of the world’s most celebrated figures – and Pippa Middleton has also proved to have impressive culinary skills.
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mr angry manchester
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The only purpose of the royal family is as a branch of herd distraction (see conspiracy theories in serious discussion) They dont play any part in the running of the country, what is the point of them?

They give bum wiping papers something to fill in space on days when there is no news whatsoever.

The fact that Pippa is marginal wank fodder for the masturbating masses is an added bonus I suppose
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I've heard that Pippa's snapper is delicious.

- Frosty Jack, UK, 28/8/2011 18:17


That's about as highbrow a comment as the article deserves.
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Return of the derriere: Another wedding, another dress, but this time Pippa makes a fashion faux-pas

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1YHyuQrGF

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For goodness sake - will the DM get over it's puerile obsession with this woman and her backside. It is all becoming rather alarming, and somewhat tedious.
- Ev Steward, Cambridge, 17/9/2011 22:37 931
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The night Pippa hit new heights as she is swept off her feet by mystery man

The Mail with it's big spoon doing a bit of shit-stirring there.

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Do you know who Pippa's mystery dance partner is? Call the Daily Mail showbusiness desk on 0207 938 6364 or 0207 938 6683.


"Hello, I'm calling about Pippa Middleton's mystery dance partner as featured in your article today. In reply to your question I'm afraid no, I don't know who Pippa Middleton's dance partner is."
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Think I'll call in and say he's Roger De Cabin-Boy, a rat-catcher from Bloxwich.

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Pippa's mystery man unmasked: Ex-boyfriend who holds world record for fastest ever pantomime horse
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Pippa 'poised for lucrative book deal' over guide to party planning

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mr angry manchester
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But you would though would'nt you :D
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Malcolm Armsteen
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But you would though would'nt you :D


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mr angry manchester
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Give over Malcolm, to quiote Keith Lemon shes "bang tidy" :D
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mr angry manchester wrote:
Give over Malcolm, to quiote Keith Lemon shes "bang tidy" :D


Is there a brother? :oops: :oops: :oops:
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