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 Post subject: Re: Pippa Middleton: The Mail's latest stalkee.
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Is there a brother? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Don't think so, so the nearest relation would be Kate's Uncle in Law who might be interested (allegedly).

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Oh dear, US TV have done a spoof of The Wedding. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... spoof.html

Excuse for DM to show all the old pics again plus the US images. Natalie Morlaes, playing The Blessed Pippa, appears to have an incipient tail.

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tonysk14 wrote:
Is there a brother? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Yes; James Middleton.
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tonysk14 wrote:
Is there a brother? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Yes; James Middleton.


What's his arse like?

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Abernathy wrote:
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tonysk14 wrote:
Is there a brother? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Yes; James Middleton.


What's his arse like?

I think tonysk14 should look into it.


Coat.

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Abernathy wrote:
Messianic Trees wrote:
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Is there a brother? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Yes; James Middleton.


What's his arse like?


Anything it can get, he went to Eton.

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What's his arse like?


Anything it can get, he went to Eton.


Badoom Tish !

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Bazoom! Tush!

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But you would though would'nt you :D


Not even with yours, love. And the same with the sister, too. Both do absolutely nothing for me.

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Carlos The Badger wrote:
mr angry manchester wrote:
But you would though would'nt you :D


Not even with yours, love. And the same with the sister, too. Both do absolutely nothing for me.


No he looks far to poncey. I'll stick wiv me norfern bits of rough ta very much. Oh unless Prince Harry happens to be free.
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tonysk14 wrote:
Carlos The Badger wrote:
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But you would though would'nt you :D


Not even with yours, love. And the same with the sister, too. Both do absolutely nothing for me.


No he looks far to poncey. I'll stick wiv me norfern bits of rough ta very much. Oh unless Prince Harry happens to be free.


Err, no what I actually meant was I wouldn't do P. Middleton nor her sister K. Middleton.

But now you bring it up, no, I wouldn't do the brother, J. Middleton, either. Looks like a proper Rupert - probably is one, too.

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I wouldnt mind a double date with Kate & Pippa...

I could be their northern bit of rough..
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To be fair I would with Abernathy's, just to see the look on his face.

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I'd have to put that into my logbook of unusual sexual experiences.

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To be fair I would with Abernathy's, just to see the look on his face.


Make sure you swab it down with white spirit before you give it back.

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