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SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1627

Parents' outrage after girl flashes her naked crotch under graduation gown for high school yearbook photo

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1vs2xFCGP

Modesty protected but I am sure they will get the hits anyway.

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:27 am

Sharon Stone almost has a Basic Instinct moment as she heads to set to film sex scenes with Sofia Vergara

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The 54-year-old actress revealed more than onlookers might have bargained for as she strutted down the streets of New York on Thursday - 'accidentally' flashing her undergarments when her faux fur coat came undone.

Note the quote marks around 'accidentally'. How does Daily Mail Reporter know if it was an 'accident' or not? What is for sure is that the paparazzo did not take the snap by 'accident', the Daily Mail did not print the photo by 'accident', and the sly suggestion that Stone is an exhibitionist/slut is not an 'accident' either. She is sexualised all the way through the article: her outfit is "racy" and "reveals a little too much leg" for the caption-writer's taste, her partner is a "toyboy" and when she stops to have a chat with some firefighters it is "flirting". The story also features long-lens shots of what is identified as a sex scene between Stone and Vergara, which count as some of the worst the Mail has ever paid for. Example:

Moving in for the kill: Sharon is seen wrapping her arms around Sofia

The caption writer sees more than I can from that grainy blur, but still manages to establish the connection between 'sexualised older woman' and 'predator' (and 'lesbian').

It's this kind of story that prevents me from seeing the sidebar as "essentially harmless". The Mail has bought a paparazzi picture of an actor on her way to work that just barely shows her inside leg, and turned the story round in order to make it seem as though she is the one who is shamelessly, indecently sex-obsessed. The sidebar continually presents women a-stripping and a-flaunting for their own narcissistic pleasure, rather than because they're on holiday or earning a living, and conveniently neglects to mention the role of the photographer lying in a gutter waiting for a woman's coat to open a little.

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:19 pm

She probably wasn't strutting either.

spindrift · **Joined:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:42 am **Posts:** 46

Upskirt pictures of a woman who's passed out, classy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... emony.html

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Why was this poor girl's photograph even taken. Another case to publicly humiliate someone, will journalists and publicists never learn.
- Eve , Adelaide, 08/12/2012 00:42

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:02 pm

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Ooh DM, I can see her knickers
- Pedro Cerveza, Christchurch, New Zealand, 8/12/2012 3:07
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That's the whole point of the article Pedro.

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:21 pm

'They saw everything!': Anne Hathaway left 'devastated' after she's embarrassingly pictured without underwear

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It famously happened to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, but now usually demure Anne Hathaway has also been caught stepping out of a car without underwear on.

I've banged on about weaselly passive verbs before.

And 'famously'? If you're a sidebar hack, perhaps.

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In what is already being dubbed as 'Full Hathaway gate'…

By no-one. Okay, by one snarky dweeb on twitter.

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Stepping out of her car and onto the red carpet, paparazzi's caught a full glimpse of Anne

That's a quick double 'stepping out', although it arguably describes a real action here, rather than being DM shorthand for 'exists'.

They didn't catch a 'full glimpse of Anne', unless Anne is no more and no less than her vagina. Which, sadly, for Daily Mail Reporter, I think she might be.

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Indecent exposure: Anne Hathaway was pictured awkwardly getting out of her car at the New York premiere of Les Misérables, and she exposed her lack of underwear (not pictured)

Legions of disappointed Mail readers cry into their coffee.

How come Hathaway is the one accused of indecency, rather than the paparazzi's (sic)?

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The usually sophisticated actress was clearly embarrassed by the wardrobe malfunction, which was largely due to the thigh high split of her black figure-hugging dress falling open as she got out of the car by swinging both her legs onto the pavement, flashing her lady parts in the process.

How awful for a 'sophisticated', 'demure' woman like Anne Hathaway to have a vagina. No wonder she's ashamed.

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Anne, 30, was overheard telling Vanity Fair writer Ingrid Sischy at a luncheon the following day about the 'devastation' of the mishap.

Passive verb klaxon.

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Save me from myself! Anne holds onto co-star Hugh Jackman as she attends another event the day after 'the incident'

More projected shame. This time in DM Reporter's fantasy our abased heroine demands protection from a big strong man.

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Since the unfortunate mishap, which is out of character for the usually demure and pulled together Anne, many fashion editors have offered words of advice on how to avoid showing off too much flesh.
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The director of the Etiquette School of New York, Patricia Fitzpatrick, advised: 'Knees together girls! When you’re sitting, you sit with your knees touching.'

Yeah! Curl yourself up; look as small and self-conscious as possible. Wear your fear and discomfort like a badge of honour. Be a woman!

Do "many fashion editors" have advice for the paparazzi? Or for the leering neanderthals who choose to run this kind of story?

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:33 pm

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How awful for a 'sophisticated', 'demure' woman like Anne Hathaway to have a vagina.

She doesn't. She has lady parts. Or pudenda.

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:45 pm

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I lost all respect for this woman when she appeared UNNECESSARILY in one of her movies completely NUDE. She has no shame and many box office bombed movies to her name. And you can add no self respect and shameless to the list. There are risks when you don't cover up properly but there are companies that do make seamless undies including G-strings and thongs, she should ask her fellow actors...the ones that can act and have won awards to assist her in dressing appropriately for these affairs. Ugly shoes, ugly dress, boy hair do...the woman is just vulgar and can't act her way out of a paper bag!

- Reid, London, 12/12/2012 14:16 Rating 3

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I didn't realise she was a polio victim.

- Wee Jimmy, Edinburgh, United Kingdom, 12/12/2012 13:19 Rating 2

Abernathy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:56 pm

ezinra wrote:

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I lost all respect for this woman when she appeared UNNECESSARILY in one of her movies completely NUDE. She has no shame and many box office bombed movies to her name. And you can add no self respect and shameless to the list. There are risks when you don't cover up properly but there are companies that do make seamless undies including G-strings and thongs, she should ask her fellow actors...the ones that can act and have won awards to assist her in dressing appropriately for these affairs. Ugly shoes, ugly dress, boy hair do...the woman is just vulgar and can't act her way out of a paper bag!

- Reid, London, 12/12/2012 14:16 Rating 3

Fap fap fap fap fap.....

It was hardly a fecking hamburger shot, anyway :

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:15 pm

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The director of the Etiquette School of New York, Patricia Fitzpatrick, advised: 'Knees together girls! When you’re sitting, you sit with your knees touching.'

Note the jolly hockey sticks tone there.

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

ezinra wrote:

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I lost all respect for this woman when she appeared UNNECESSARILY in one of her movies completely NUDE. She has no shame and many box office bombed movies to her name. And you can add no self respect and shameless to the list. There are risks when you don't cover up properly but there are companies that do make seamless undies including G-strings and thongs, she should ask her fellow actors...the ones that can act and have won awards to assist her in dressing appropriately for these affairs. Ugly shoes, ugly dress, boy hair do...the woman is just vulgar and can't act her way out of a paper bag!

- Reid, London, 12/12/2012 14:16 Rating 3

There's people I don't like. I'll even sometimes say; "You know [name], I really don't like that person". But Jesus fucking Christ....Mail readers really do spew venom and go off on one, like the above, when they dislike somebody. It's like some pent up anger being released when they go on these rants which you see under 99% of sidebar articles.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:11 pm

And I always want to ask what realistically they think the target of their ire has actually done to hurt them. Reid seems to be mortally offended by the fact that Anne Hathaway once appeared nude in a film. It's not even clear that s/he even saw the offending nudity but, if s/he did, so what? How on earth does it merit the sort of venom that most people would reserve for, as a minimum, someone who had burgled their house and peed all over their beds?

Son Of Hand · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:29 pm

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many box office bombed movies to her name.

Yes, Reid, I saw her last one. Something about a bloke who dresses as a bat. Colossal flop, wasn't it :roll:

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 723

And I actually liked Devil Wears Prada. I know, I know. I shall now go and kill my dinner with my bare hands to restore my manliness.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:26 pm

He (I'm assuming here) sounds rather obsessive. No, not obsessive. Nutty, crazy, stalky. The sort of person who writes in to porn mags listing how many boob shots, redheads, whatever else turns him on have been shown ove the last year and why this proves the magazine isn't taking him seriously. Then he goes on Facebook and posts something about how he'd be the perfect boyfriend and treat his girlfriend like a princess - or more like a porcelain doll - and then whinge about how he's ignored by all the nice girls.

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