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Tubby Isaacs
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:26 pm 
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Great thread, only just noticed it.

So one minute you're a male celeb going out with Kelly Brook or whoever. You split up. I reckon you'd probably still pull the odd dollybird afterwards, wouldn't you?
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Variations on a theme.
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Katy Perry smoulders in bejewelled bra for sexy photoshoot

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It's been said that looking good is the best revenge, and Katy Perry is living proof of that statement.

It has? I hadn't heard it before.
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Though her ex-husband has just stepped out with his new girlfriend just two months after they announced their divorce, he might be regretting his decision yet.

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Katy Perry is sexy?

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Oh God yes

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Oh God yes

I know my "Sexyometer" is broken, but why?

She's a poor man's Zooey Deschanel, except with bigger nawks and who thought it'd be a good idea to sensationalise girl-on-girl kissing ('cos we don't have enough of that, do we?) with that song that SUCKS SO DAMNED MUCH. And... Ugh. Yeah, I have no time for Ms Perry :p

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Given there's absolutely nothing wrong with (a) Zooey Deschanel and (b) norks, I rest my case.

Let's be honest here, you did admit to going for Rebekah Brooks, so your taste in women should be immediately questioned given it contains evil, sociopathic cyborgs from the planet Harridan.

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Given there's absolutely nothing wrong with (a) Zooey Deschanel and (b) norks, I rest my case.

Let's be honest here, you did admit to going for Rebekah Brooks, so your taste in women should be immediately questioned given it contains evil, sociopathic cyborgs from the planet Harridan.

I go goo-goo over red hair, it's a weakness.

I just don't see the appeal of Perry. It's like that Lady Gar-Gar or whatever. Perry's act seems to be based on "Look at me I have big tits" and Gar-Gar on "Look at me I'm a mug dressed in bacon".

But then again, I'm weird.

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Althea wrote:
bluebellnutter wrote:
Given there's absolutely nothing wrong with (a) Zooey Deschanel and (b) norks, I rest my case.

Let's be honest here, you did admit to going for Rebekah Brooks, so your taste in women should be immediately questioned given it contains evil, sociopathic cyborgs from the planet Harridan.

I go goo-goo over red hair, it's a weakness.

I just don't see the appeal of Perry. It's like that Lady Gar-Gar or whatever. Perry's act seems to be based on "Look at me I have big tits" and Gar-Gar on "Look at me I'm a mug dressed in bacon".

But then again, I'm weird.

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Althea wrote:
Katy Perry is sexy?


Yep!!
But Zooey Deschannel isn't - I'm still puzzling over it myself.
Some kind of Pepsi / Coke thing.

I think the Perry thing is that she comes across as relatively bright and articulate, as well as ticking the eye candy boxes.
I could be wrong, having relatively little exposure to teen culture.
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Well, I'm speechless.

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Yep!!
But Zooey Deschannel isn't - I'm still puzzling over it myself.
Some kind of Pepsi / Coke thing.

I think the Perry thing is that she comes across as relatively bright and articulate, as well as ticking the eye candy boxes.
I could be wrong, having relatively little exposure to teen culture.

It's probably 'cos I was more into indie music at the time, so I found her twee-like cuteness, well, cute.

To be honest, I wouldn't do anything with either of them. Katy Perry just has no appeal for me. It's like she's trying to be everyone slightly weird from musical history at once. When she's in a more "normal" appearance I think she's not... too bad, but most of the time she's acting as some rather bizarre person.

AND she even manages to make latex un-sexy.

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She also has unnaturally round eyes.
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'Tomboy' hockey player swaps trainers for stilettos and is crowned Miss Asia UK... to show ex-boyfriend what he's missing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ttoes.html

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It may be that the DM style book gets it right by accident sometimes.
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If she told me she was a tomboy, I'd fall about giggling.
Her: "I'm totes a tomboy"
Moi: "Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Prussia" :lol:

Still, I don't know if it shows him anything.

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