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Antigherkin
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:36 pm 
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Don't the Mail just explode with ambivalence over the disgusting/enthralling nature of lady's mams? Hence their substitute for page 3 is to dress boobs up as "news" and run stories like this:

Lady Godiva rides again...and startles early risers in Hyde Park

This bitchy comment caught my eye:

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A further reminder why most women out of their teens really do need a brassiere!

- Toby, Bree Belgium, 20/5/2008 16:42


None of the women in the photos are particularly saggy. Toby's just jealous because his own man-boobs can't comapre.
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Becka
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Out of their teens?? :shock:

Those ladies are in good shape and if Toby thinks otherwise I will have to conclude this his real experience with breasts has so far been limited (quite possibly to certain magazines).

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None of the women in the photos are particularly saggy. Toby's just jealous because his own man-boobs can't comapre.


Moob bras, could be done...
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Bisyss
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Lady Godiva had a lot more class.

- Margaret, Monterey, CA, 20/5/2008 20:22
Says Margaret, Age 928.
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Becka
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Wasen't Lady Godiva a legend anyway?
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mattomac
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Godiva

Well she existed but her ride may not off, wonder what triggered the myth though.
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Adam
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Can I not take my kids anywhere these days?

- Derek J, Battersea, 20/5/2008 17:35


Great squeaking fuck, man, are you not aware that it's a Great British Tradition to like ogling a ladies's fun cushions? Would you deny your child the chance to squint a bit, do that pumping-arm-action-thing and go "phwoar"? Do you not know what this country stands for? ARe you some kind of American?

I despair. Right, that's it. I'm emigrating.
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Becka
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Can I not take my kids anywhere these days?

- Derek J, Battersea, 20/5/2008 17:35


I was going to make a cheesy trouser related joke but i'll leave it.

Semi nudity (women usually) and DM comments, its a goldmine.
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Can I not take my kids anywhere these days?

- Derek J, Battersea, 20/5/2008 17:35


Think of it as a history lesson... ;-)
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queenofherts
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If I remember correctly Lady Godiva rode side saddle - much more elegant and presumably more comfortable under the circumstances!

- Rose, Co Cork, Ireland, 20/5/2008 15:06


she was there?
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JuanTwoThree
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... tinct.html

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Can I not take my kids anywhere these days?

- Derek J, Battersea


I am sure you are also careful to lock your copy of the filthy Daily Mail away in a secure cabinet whenever your kids enter the room too, eh Derek.
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Antigherkin
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queenofherts wrote:
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If I remember correctly Lady Godiva rode side saddle - much more elegant and presumably more comfortable under the circumstances!

- Rose, Co Cork, Ireland, 20/5/2008 15:06


she was there?


Even if she was, the only way she could have seen it is if she's secretly a very elderly blind man called Tom, since he was the only one who got an eyeful.

These women are cheating anyway, wearing flesh-coloured pants. Lady Godiva had the class to ride minge-out.
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Antigherkin
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JuanTwoThree wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1020998/Sharon-Stone-mystery-man-flash-old-Basic-Instinct.html

:roll:


Censored! They might titillate their readers with a bit of booby, but you have to draw the line somewhere. Wouldn't want a spate of heart attacks to wipe out Middle England. Oh wait, I would want that, sorry.
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JuanTwoThree wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1020998/Sharon-Stone-mystery-man-flash-old-Basic-Instinct.html

:roll:


How dare she!! Did she not realise would would be photographing her every move with an ultra-long distance lens. Slag
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Disgraceful! Don't they know the dangers of riding without a hard hat?

- Rob, Nottingham, 21/5/2008 1:02


Menaces to society!
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